The 5 Deadly Alliances are recruiting for a super casual alliance that will compete for whatever place they feel like getting. If you can score about 4 or 5k (400+/pvp) in a single season, and you want to be part of an alliance of the very casual, then here is your chance. Spots are currently limited to 10 due to the fact we didn’t want to spend more HP on slots. There will also be 2 commander slots and 2 slots left open for members of 5DA that need a break, so 14 slots total. Act fast Season 3 is days away and you don’t ant to miss out on barely missing that Fury cover.
If you are super competitive and you can score 10k+ in a single season feel free to message someone else as this alliance is not for you.
Please folks only casual players. We all like to play, but not everyone has time to be hardcore! We don’t care if you slack, so long as you play every event and are looking to play with peers of your own caliber in a fun, friendly, possibly organized environment with the possibility of some alliance communication and the odd top 50 finish when off-duty 5DA members put up 1000+ points while on “vacation” (I’m looking at you Raphael Majere).
If this sounds like the place for you, then PM me and we’ll get you in to 5DeadlyX-Men.
Sorry, while this offer sounds good, i am looking for an alliance where i need to score around 14000 across the season, while averaging at least 1300 in every pvp. I wanna be in an alliance that takes everything way too seriously and will cause mental breakdowns. If you know of such an alliance can you please pass on this information. Thank you.
Can I join if I take 2 or 3 slots! Also I want creative control, final say so on all recruitment, and if anyone has to be let go I want to be the one that pushes the “kick” button
Their tears sustain me
I’m kidding ofcourse, unless this alliance ever beats mine in any single event, in which case I’ll leave them without a second thought
If you don’t take #1 in the LT PVP, I shall make an ice sculpture of me out of your tears. No more of this fluffy kumbaya “oh, we just want bling and joy” nonsense. It’s time for you to embrace the true “we’re totally high-five fistbump-buttslap-synchroburp bros unless you slack off, at which point we’re stabbing you out of the close-knit, supportive, we-totally-like-the-same-music-Coldplay-am-I-right family” spirit of Django.
Sanity is overrated, and you’ll have plenty of time to sleep when you’re dead.
It’s funny how much attention you guys give us it’s flattering. TBH we don’t even acknowledge 5DV in any way. We do want we do and leave u guys a lone. So in the spirit of keeping things civil don’t worry about us, as we do you! I can take a joke, we can joke around that’s fine. Maybe we should make an alliance pun off 5DV’s that would make things so mature! Honesty I dint fact you it’s human nature to hate those you cannot beat.
Believe whatever makes you feel good at night, but please learn to type coherently! If you did make an alliance pun of 5DV it wouldn’t be the first time you emulate our model, so go for it. We may not spend as much as your alliances but we are happy to be your inspiration and examples for how to better spend your cash in this game
I don’t hate you because I can’t beat you. Your roster is much more robust than mine and you spend a lot more money on this game than I do. I don’t even hate you. I dislike you because everything you’ve ever said or done on these boards has made me certain you’re a terrible person. If anything, I pity you.
