So i turned on MPQ earlier today
only for something to get in my way,
no matter what i did or which 3 i used
i left the game feeling broken and abused.
It started off nicely, with my OBW, Frank and Thor
but then i kept on dying, kept on dying some more
Ragnorak came to see me and he was pretty mean
he shouted and screamed, told me his favouite colour was green.
“I use it all the time” he yelled, “until your heroes are nearly dead”
then i call among my friend Juggernaut, whose favourite colour happens to be red.
He will line you all up nicely, one by one
Headbutt after Headbutt until your puny heroes are done.
Then i’ll call upon my snipers who do nothing but stand still
but when their tiles go off, ONE SHOT KILL,
and when i’m feeling nasty, my lieutenant comes to call
and if you think your winning, he smiles and heals them all.
So out comes the spider, to stun us with his blue
but we will have the final say, as he will be nerfed too.
We are gonna buff the heroes that nobody will ever use
Modern Hawkeye you say? why you so confused?
Now you only have one hero left and he is nearly gone
so out comes Ms. Moonstone with her blast of photon,
So when your finally winning, jumping over the moon
Remember we are watching and we will come kill you again
SOON