An Avengers Christmas

How do you think the Avengers would celebrate Christmas? And what do you think each hero/villian would get in their stocking this year?

Wolverine (Astonishing X-Men) - A manicure set
Thor (Marvel NOW!) - Chuck Norris Exercise Machine Total Gym
Devil Dinosaur (Classic) - Rex from Toy Story doll

Invisible Woman - Coal

Invisible Woman - A paper bag

Invisable Woman - Makeup

or - wait for it

Vanishing Cream

Seriously, she doesn’t look good. Maybe she should stay invisable.

Actually, I would say the invisible woman needs a neck brace. It looks like they took an outline for Mr. Fantastic and then drew it as an anorexic woman. So her neck does this weird rubbery thing to the side. Very odd looking.

Iron Man Model 40 - A book on energy efficiency.

Hawkeye (Modern) - Archery lessons so he can aim his countdown tiles.

Loki - A third power.

Dayv - A blue Classic Spidey.

Bagman - 50 heroic tokens (which all result in more Bagman covers)

Invisible Woman - with Makeup and even manicure set. icon_razz.gif

Black Widow - a subscription to “Blushing Bride” (That’s a magazine that exists, right?)

Spider-Man - a can of Raid

Iron Man - the gift for a man who has everything: fruit cake

Wolverine - a dead Deadpool

Hulk - a stress ball

Hawkeye - a green outfit, a hood, and a name change

Ant Man - a picnic

Wasp - a health pack

Ms. Marvel - a Marvel Puzzle Quest cover (Seriously, why does she not exist yet?)

Scarlet Witch - a bottle of water

Thor - the single “Can’t Touch This”

Ragnarok - His powers back

For an answer read the Avengers Annual #1 from December 2013.

The Hulk needs a wig or an appointment for hair styling.

His hair in MPQ game looks like a hard chocloate molding on his head.

I think it looks really strange too. That could be because I’m used to it being green.