Badly Describe Something in MTG or MTGPQ

Magic: The Gathering - Puzzle Quest MtGPQ General Discussion
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Take something related to mtg or mtgpq. Whether it be lore or an actual card.

Then ruin it. :smiley:

I’m going to leave a post I left in another thread as an example:

Kamigawa
So there were humans and spirits and snakes and stuff. They fought and somebody won.

Mirrodin:
So there was a planet full of metal, but then it got Phyrexianized. Just oil and sadness now…

Ravnica:
Buildings man…there’s lots of them here. Sometimes there’s people in the buildings, sometimes they’re outside…next to the buildings. Lots and lots of buildings.

Theros:
Gods don’t like each other and everybody is an enchantment.

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Lich’s Mastery
I’m gone and dead but naaa na na nah, na nah na nah cant touch this !

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Communication between the playerbase and the development team:
It happens!

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Infect:

What is this “health” of which you speak?

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Imminent doom:

“I’m going to murder you!!!..eventually…”

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Jace

I was originally not so great, but then I was okay if I wasn’t clueless, and then I could cast spells faster with the more clothes I took off.

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Imminent Doom:

“Please don’t have demolish… Please don’t have demolish…”

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Blue sun:
" I see a bad sun rising, I see trouble on the way!"

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Squee:
“I died? Nah.”

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Journey to Eternity:

Squee, but for everyone

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Vintage

The late game is turn 2.

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Emrakul:

“Don’t go out tonight, well its bound to take your life”

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The game does this for us -

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Story Mode:

It tells a story and isn’t just a series of AI encounters

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Commander:

Infinite on turn 3 or 4?

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Ghalta:

“Casting costs are for chumps!”

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Etali:

What’s yours is mine. And mine… And mine… And mine…

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Ixalan

Come to Azor’s ornate floor tile emporium! You’ll never want to leave!*

*your ability to leave may or may not be connected to said ornate floor tile which you may or may not ever see or gain ownership of. Shut up I’m a giant kitty with wings, and I’ll give my floor tile to whoever I want! You’re not the boss of me! Also I ruined hundreds of other worlds and made them build statues of me.

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Traxos

Everything you never wanted.

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Hanweir:

“There goes the neighboorhood”