Just a fun little thread because we need some light-heartedness 
If the characters we use had mottos, words to live by, what would they be?
these are some of my ideas, got any more? Do share!
Thanos: kill one, the rest will follow!
Black Suit Spider-Man: Not so friendly anymore
Gwenpool: hacking is fun!
Wasp: Stings, doesn’t it?
Black Bolt: Words are stronger than fists
Old Man Logan: I’m too old for this tinykitty
*Removed profanity - Ducky
Bag-man: No seriously…
Devil Dinosaur: Better red than dead
Black Bolt: …
Howard the Duck: My jokes will quack you up!
Invisible Woman: You’ll never see me coming!
Human Torch: Cho can’t compete with the OG jerk-face.
Moonstone: Why is my health pool so big?
Nova: Pew! Pew!
Moonstone: What? I changed my mind! OG Pew-Pew!
Daken: Base damage then convert tiles then make Strikes then eats strikes for moar damage. Best! Bug! Ever!
Player dealing with another Dark Avengers story: Tinykitty bug! Tinnykitty Daken!
Spider-Man: Please rework me!
Well, we all know where she can store all that hp…
Rulk: Applause, applause! Hey, where’d you go?
Why shouldn’t she have that much HP? She’s a tank, and this is true to her power set from the comics: she can absorb energy like Captain Marvel, and can become intangible to avoid physical attacks. Although this doesn’t mean she can just shrug them off - she doesn’t have increased durability - in the more simplistic combat system of early MPQ, more survivability translates to more HP.
If she ever got a 3* or 4* variant (Moonstone (Classic), come on Deiurge, you know you want to!) I’d expect her to have an invisibility power and not have quite as much HP.
Champ me or else I’ll keep ruining your pulls!
-Mordo, probably
Kamala Khan: For Justice!
Quake: Let’s get ready to RRUUUUUMMMMBBBLLLEEE!
Kate Bishop: I’m Hawkeye! No really, I’m Hawkeye too, you know?
Blade: Om nom nom! (can’t help thinking this when Bloodlust fires)
Iron Fist (Danny Rand): Change? Got some change?
cyclops: Feels like I’m wearing nothing at all…
Stupid sexy cyclops
Doctor Strange: Apparently arcane defense against mystic dangers involves frying goon’s faces once they warn me they might do something in a few turns.
Devil Dinosaur: Gotta dance!
Psylocke: Did you select the wrong character or am I featured this event?
Carnage: JAZZ HANDS!!!
Star Lord: Everyone with me! No really, I’m that awesome.
Wasp: Judge me by my size do you?
Peggy: My perm is legendary
XFDP: Go ahead, I dare you to fire it
Thanos: Now you understand my power
IM40: You want a quick win right?
4*Fist: I’m too sexy for my shirt
Rhulk: Red is the new green
Nova: There’s the wind up and the throw…it’s a strike!
Dr Strange: Mr Doctor? It’s Strange. Perhaps, who am I to judge?
Daken: Mohawks are still cool, right? right!?
Daredevil: I dare you to use me
She-Hulk: Because Hulks and Attorneys go together so well…
The Hood: I once was great
Mystique: You guys still haven’t found a good combo with my Blue power?
3*Punisher: Thanos, I can still take you down…
Ragnarok: Why don’t you guys ask to buff me?..oh I see
Dr Octopus: Bring on those sentries!
3*Hawkeye: I said my name was Hawkguy, not Hot guy!
Sentry: My spandex gives me a tummy ache
Carnage: Now you hate me…and love me too
Thing: Having trouble with 4Grocket and Carnage?
Gwenpool: Please use me…
Prof X: I’m the original tile buffing gangster!
Riri: My dad thinks I’m cool
Winter Soldier: I’m an expert sniper…kind of
__4Grocket:__ Welcome to my frickin strike tiles!
Rhulk: If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands 
IM40: Just keeps on going, and going, and going…
Dr. Strange: What goons?
XFWolverine: I used to be something…
Nick Fury: You sure that is the match you want to make?
Hulkbuster: Punching people in the face never gets old.
Ragnarok: Don’t worry I’m way more useful when the AI uses me.
Hood: Please don’t breathe on me…I don’t know if I can take it.
3* Magneto: Don’t worry, I am still awesome enough that you don’t need a better version of me.
3* Blade: More red, more blood.
Carnage: Make up your mind!
Kingpin: Fat man in a little suit…who pokes hard.
3* Spidey: Geez…how did I beat all those villains…apparently with bandages and defense tiles?
Thoress: Stop! Hammer time!
Daredevil: Suprise! Nut kick.
Iceman: I’m way better than my art.
Star Lord: Baglord. Generations after a generation.
4Venom: Best build, 5/0/5.
WS: My red power is great, because shooting a bomb will make it explode harder.
Lcap: Frisbee king
Fury: I teach Hulk to do AoE. Without me, he will just smash who ever in the front and himself.
3*/5* Hawkeye: The man with 7 arrows.
SW: Ruin your good 4,5-matches and crit tiles since 2015.
JG: Stun bait.
2*/3*/4* Cpt Marv: Power up by having a hair cut.
AV: Take cover! Behind me…
4Pool: Out of Bullets! Wait, when did I even fire a gun ?
Hahahaa! This one really made my day!
Green Goblin: Oooooooooh…the itsy bitsy spider
Star Lord: Alright, dance off…
Nick Fury: Oh I’m sorry, did I break your concentration?
Hulkbuster: Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep…
Antman: I’ve got something big…I did it once in my lab
Steve Rogers: I can do this all day
Bruce Banner: You wanna know my secret? I’m always angry
Iron Man: You’re gonna be dead in 3, 2, 1, …
Black Widow: This idiot is telling me everything
Thanos: Fine, I’ll do it myself
Rocket: Great, now we’re all standing up now…
Thor: You’re big…I’ve fought bigger
Loki: You’ll kill me?..Apparently, there will be a line
Magneto: Let’s just say that I’m Frankenstein’s Monster
Gamora: Who put the sticks up their butts? That’s cruel.
Wolverine: Sometimes when you cage the beast, the beast gets angry
Coulson: I will taze you and watch Supernanny while you drool into the carpet
Dr Strange: I’ve come to make a bargain
Beast: As Churchill said, “There’s comes a time when every man must…”
Vision: That’s terribly well balanced
Dr Octopus: The power of the sun in the palm of my hand
Hawkeye: You better call it, I’m starting to root for this guy
Mordo: Fight like your life depends on it!
Prof X: Engage…
Drax: Nothing goes over my head
War Machine: I’m only gonna say this once…get out
Juggernaut: it keeps my face pretty
Kudos to anyone that recognizes all of the above references!
Don’t cross the streams!
Why not? “This is where the fun begins”
Kamala Khan: Stretch out and punch somebody.