Dazzler movie on the way! (joke thread)

Is it bad that I’d actually go and see this…?

I always thought Kristen Bell would be a good Dazzler. Gwen would have been a good choice too, 20 years ago. They’re both starting to get a bit old for the role. I think a good Dazzler movie would need a young Allison Blair, struggling to find her way in the music biz as well as her way as a mutant.

Ehh… sorry, but I’ll never more buy a ticket to a movie with X-men Origins in the title. Was burned last time and scar is still itching.

These days, I think I’d cast Halsey for her.