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Tomorrow, I will be busy and hard pressed to update. Assuming the FIGHTS don’t change, they should be the same as round 25. Rewards…well, I’m assuming nothing at this point. I’ll put up the basic post today, but I’ll leave the rewards blank until we know what’s going on with them and the whole Vault thingy.
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Want to outwit cats with Black Tweety? Explore your confused chi with Psyduck? Maybe hang in the lab with Sully or sing patriotic songs with Stevie Wonderbread? Or at the end of the day, have angsty conversations with Fabio Self-Harm? This week, you can do all of this and more! It’s round twenty six of Deadpool’s Daily Quests!
Covers for this round will be Falcon (Yellow), Psylocke (Red), Beast (Blue), Bullseye (Purple) and the last was totally Captain America (Yellow). It be cool, yo.
Day One:
[spoiler]That Guy From That Place -
Hawkeye** (15), Defender (10), Defender(10)
Under The Sea -
Wave 1 Brawler (20), Decoy (22), Defender (25), Brawler(28)
Wave 2 Decoy (40), Decoy (42), Ironman*** (50), Criterion (46)
Third Time’s The Charm -
Doctor Octopus*** (74), Loki*** (70), Human Torch*** (71)
Dat Required Character -
Thor** (64), Black Widow** (60), Bullseye** (63)
The Big Enchilada -
Wave 1 Teisatsu (99), Teisatsu (100), Teisatsu (105)
Wave 2 Luke Cage*** (112), Punisher*** (111), Captain America*** (110)
Wave 3 Konran (122), Konran(121), Shinobi (120)
Wave 4 Gorgon*** (130), Deadpool*** (132), Wolverine**** (131)
**Reward:**Falcon (Yellow)
Dear Bluey,
what’s the worst conversation you’ve ever heard?
-Curious in Quebec
Dear Curious,
Two cannibals were eating a clown. One turned to the other and said “Frank…this tastes funny.”
-Bluey[/spoiler]
Day Two:
[spoiler]That Guy From That Place -
Human Torch** (15), Thug (10), Thug (10)
Under The Sea -
Wave 1 Thug (20), Hitman (22), Hitman (25), Thug(28)
Wave 2 Thug (40), Hitman (42), Gamora*** (50), Thug(46)
Third Time’s The Charm -
Daken*** (74), Hood*** (70), Rocket&Groot*** (71)
Dat Required Character -
Wolverine** (64), Daken** (60), Captain Marvel** (63)
The Big Enchilada -
Wave 1 Criterion (99), Subject (100), Empiricist (105)
Wave 2 Captain Marvel*** (112), Beast*** (111), Daredevil*** (110)
Wave 3 Control (122), Control (121), Criterion (120)
Wave 4 Invisible Woman**** (130), Black Widow*** (132), Blade*** (131)
**Reward:**Psylocke (Red)
Dear Bluey,
I recently got a dog from the animal shelter. I took pity on the poor thing because it had, like, no legs. Like, zero. However, now I’ve lost the dog. Where do you think it is?
-Sad Dog Owner in San Francisco
Dear Sad,
Wherever you left it.
Regards,
Bluey.[/spoiler]
Day Three:
[spoiler]That Guy From That Place -
Captain America** (15), Spy (10), Spy (10)
Under The Sea -
Wave 1 Soldier (20), Pyro (22), Lieutenant (25), Analyst (28)
Wave 2 Assassin (40), Grenadier (42), Psylocke*** (50), Pyro(46)
Third Time’s The Charm -
Loki*** (74), Mystique*** (70), Spiderman*** (71)
Dat Required Character -
Bullseye** (64), Spiderman** (60), Thor** (63)
The Big Enchilada -
Wave 1 Decoy (99), Brawler (100), Decoy (105)
Wave 2 Wolverine*** (112), Human Torch*** (111), Thor*** (110)
Wave 3 Defender (122), Decoy (121), Brawler(120)
Wave 4 Doctor Doom*** (130), Elektra**** (132), Squirrel Girl*** (131)
**Reward:**Beast (Blue)
Dear Bluey,
I’ve been really freaking out lately. Sometimes I think that I’m a teepee. Other times, I think I’m a wigwam. It’s really starting to affect my day to day life and I can’t concentrate on anything else. What do I do?
-Panicked in Portland
Dear Panicked,
Calm down. You’re too tense.
Regards,
Bluey.[/spoiler]
Day Four:
[spoiler]That Guy From That Place -
Daken** (15), Teisatsu (10), Teisatsu (10)
Under The Sea -
Wave 1 Teisatsu (20), Teisatsu (22), Shinobi (25), Teisatsu (28)
Wave 2 Shinobi (40), Konran (42), Squirrel Girl*** (50), Shinobi(46)
Third Time’s The Charm -
Daken*** (74), Falcon*** (70), Loki*** (71)
Dat Required Character -
Captain Marvel** (64), Captain America** (60), Magneto** (63)
The Big Enchilada -
Wave 1 Hitman (99), Thug (100), Hitman (105)
Wave 2 Human Torch*** (112), Ironman*** (111), Magneto*** (110)
Wave 3 Muscle (122), Hitman (121), Brawler(120)
Wave 4 Invisible Woman**** (130), Beast*** (132), Storm*** (131)
**Reward:**Bullseye (Purple)
Dear Bluey,
I think one of my chickens made a pact with Satan. It’s turning red and grown horns - and it breathes fire!! What should I do?
-Nervous in Nantucket.
Dear Nervous,
Make bank selling devilled eggs.
Regards,
Bluey.
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Day Five:
[spoiler]That Guy From That Place -
Hawkeye** (15), Assassin (10), Assassin (10)
Under The Sea -
Wave 1 Soldier (20), Lieutenant (22), Pyro (25), Spy (28)
Wave 2 Commander (40), Lieutenant (42), Blade*** (50), Spy(46)
Third Time’s The Charm -
Black Panther*** (74), Ragnarok*** (70), Doctor Octopus*** (71)
Dat Required Character -
Wolverine** (64), Black Widow** (60), Bullseye** (63)
The Big Enchilada -
Wave 1 Empiricist (99), Criterion (100), Control (105)
Wave 2 Luke Cage*** (112), Psylocke*** (111), Magneto*** (110)
Wave 3 Control (122), Control (121), Control(120)
Wave 4 Wolverine**** (130), Deadpool*** (132), Daredevil*** (131)
**Reward:**Captain America (Yellow)
Dear Bluey,
My long-distance German boyfriend, Hans, recently cheated on me with another woman. I feel shocked, hurt, betrayed and angry. I don’t know whether to forgive him or leave him. We’ve never actually met, but I know we had something special. Advice please?
-Bewildered in Boston.
Dear Bewildered,
Delete his information from your phone and go Hans-free.
Regards,
Bluey.[/spoiler]