Well, my iPad broke and I don’t have Facebook so for right now my account is lost forever. I’m pretty bummed but I shoulda just made a fake Facebook account or something. So as I was laying under the kitchen table in the fetal position, fighting through withdrawals, I got to thinkin’… Fake cards!
This was one of the first rare cards I got in paper MTG back when Prophecy was the jam.
Somebody suggested this one on these forums a few months ago and it stuck with me.
This card was designed to help players that have so many mythics that it’s better to lose on purpose and get a rare instead.
Anyway, if you have any requests let me know. Since I got nothing else going on in my life anymore, I might just make it.
Also if anybody wants to tell me how to put the 555 KB PNG template on the internets, other peeps can join the fun.
Macromedia Fireworks 4tw. (Sorry for any misspellings. they’ll get fixed in the net patch…)
This is typical D3 design, where a great magic card is turned into a bad MTGPQ card:
In regular magic, I’d just constantly make 1/1 tokens and never lose. Flood the board with an army of brag threads. Not even Ohboy can deal with that. Great card.
But in MtG PQ, the tokens will stack on top of each other, increasing the strength with every token… and I lose after 3 turns.
For as much as I win, I can also lose very easily: If I wanted to lose, I’d just put Mind’s Dilation into my deck.
New brag thread : I’m best at losing because I discovered a button that let’s me quit the game. All details to be released of course when soi cycles out!
I could deal with your brag tokens though. I have hallowed moonlight. I have the best hallowed moonlight. Everyone says so. It’s terrific folks. It’s going to kill so many tokens. When yunnnn casts his brag tokens, he’s not casting his best. They are rapists and murderers…and some of them, I assume are good.
