Headbutts, nothing more than Headbutts
Trying to forget those Headbutts from Juggs.
Health Packs, burning through my HP,
Trying to heal from those Headbutts of Juggs.
Headbutts, for this event I’ll take them
I wish I’d never fought you, Juggs
You’re worse than Daken.
Headbutts, woo-oh-oh Headbutts,
Woo-oh-oh butt heads with Juggs again.
Headbutts, coming from those red matches
Make me wish that Ares would simply Rampage.
Headbutts, for this whole game I’ll feel them
I wish I’d never fought you, Juggs, you’ll kill me again.
Headbutts, coming from those red matches
Make me wish that Moonstone would nuke me again.
Headbutts, woo-oh-oh Headbutts,
Woo-oh-oh butt heads with Juggs again.
This event would suck ass even if our rosters weren’t limited to a handful of barely-viable characters (of which one has been out just about long enough for the average person to have maybe 5 covers of… AND IS A 2*). But this selection? Jesus fucking christ. Giving us MNMags with no blue outlet is just cruel, guys. C’mon.
Xforce would eat all these nodes for breakfast. I gave a write up in the event thread, this would be the ideal situation to include Beast and/or Doc Oc and have them provide something useful other than the usual bitching associated with how poorly they were designed.