I had just posted a review for this game in Google Play, and I’m making this thread to elaborate because Google Play review doesn’t allow for much writing space.
So, I guess I don’t need to sugarcoat anything: This thread is basically a “this game sucks” thread, and here’s why.
1) The game’s RNG is an absolute disaster.
I have completely lost count on how many, many times the AI keeps getting perfect matches and cascades and end up with 6 full-mana cards in a single turn when I’m left with just one match that’s not going to save me from the oncoming onslaught. And also the many, many times I cast a Nissa’s Renewal or Rishkar’s Expertise, only for the game to give me no match, and perfect board state for the AI to get infinite cascades again? And I filled my deck with at least three removals; where the [Mod note: edited to remove profanity bk] tinykitty are they?
(PS: In case some of you want to nitpick, hey, I should have gotten a few infinite cascades too, the RNG can’t be that unfair, honestly, yes, I sometimes get such infinite cascades… by playing Rishkar’s Expertise + Nissa’s Renewal + Seasons Past +Prism Array combo, the kind of combo that is specifically designed to utterly destroy the [Mod note: edited to remove profanity bk] tinykitty board; the AI gets such infinites regularly without those busted stuffs)
There’s also the issue with pack opening. How is it that the packs are geared more towards giving us dupes over and over again? The Legacy and Standard special booster packs we get from leveling up do help a bit, but at this stage, sadly to say, it’s too little, too late.
2) The client is very, very unstable.
This game is essentially a single-player, non-real time game but lacking save state. So when we are in the middle of a match (especially important matches like Coalition events), and the game decides to force-close/crash because we put the phone on standby, or because we have to answer a phone call… well, what the hell?
And this is before factoring in the numerous in-game bugs that stops the game cold and forcing us to forfeit a match because the game just bugs out on us. Look, Hearthstone is a PvP game with real time matches, and even it doesn’t instantly DQ us from a disconnection, merely giving us about a minute grace period to reopen the game and resume match, even if in that case we may have lost some advantages. Why can’t you even consider some kind of safety net from being forced to lose a game due to client problem??!
3) Game balance is almost nonexistent.
This, I believe the threads in the forum should have given you more than enough info. Blue Sun’s Zenith (which is still quite busted despite its nerf). Naru Meha. Omniscience. Razia. I don’t know what else to say; this game has been loaded with too many cards that basically is [Mod note: edited to remove profanity bk] [Redacted] (Razia is a good example of that sentence). No card is safe. Every creature must die on the turn they show up. Every support must be blown up as soon as they land on the board. And you still consider this game a strategy game? What strategy?
(If you again want to nitpick, okay, I admit many card games have fallen to this exact same problem: The strategy is no longer “play carefully, analyze threats and deal with only the most dangerous ones”, but instead “destroy absolutely everything on the other side of the board”.)
And especially in cases like Naru Meha, instead of acknowledging that the card is busted, instead of keeping the fix you gave it some time ago, you instead reverted it back to its broken state. I mean… what?
4) It takes the entire waking hours to get the game’s daily rewards, in particular its nonrenewable resources such as crystals and pinkies.
Training Grounds require playing 4 games to get 10 crystals, each. Trials of the Planes require 8 to get 20 pinkies at the cost of 30 crystals. Ravnica daily events require about 5-6 games to get 25 pinkies and 10 crystals. Weekday and Coalition events often require playing upwards to 15 games per day to get the progression rewards.
Now, if each battle in this game lasts at most 1 minute, these many games required to play won’t be a major problem. Thing is, 5 minutes of play time per game is considered average, and if you run into some decks that easily stalls the game all the way into an entire hour, well, there goes your family time.
5) Loading screen everywhere.
To start with, this game takes at least 2 full minutes to load into its home screen. No other game I know takes that much time to load, not Hearthstone, not Tokyo Afterschool Summoners, not Sdorica, not Plants vs Zombies, nothing. And then whenever we start and end a match, there’s more loading.
Also, this factors in to point #2 above: Buggy client. Compared to most games I know, this game can not take the slightest network delay/stutter during loading. With so much time wasted on loading, if your network connection gets slightly interrupted when starting a game, Something Went Wrong, there goes your match.
6) Bloated app size due to too many cards.
Okay, this game is indeed based on Magic the Gathering, which is a card game with tons and tons of cards, most of which are less than useless, sometimes even in limited. But paper MTG has some formats where these worthless vanillas and commons are still at least usable: Limited, pauper, Highlander etc.
PQ does not have these extra modes where these worthless cards are of any value, so what’s the deal of printing vanillas in late sets such as WAR? And this is not getting into the fact that like most card games, common cards are obviously weaker than rarer cards, giving us less incentive to play them but they still clog up our collection, and most importantly, our phone; those cards couldn’t have possiblyh cost a measly 1 KB of storage a piece, hello.
And that’s before getting into the masterpieces. Even more cards to cram into the game for no reason other than because. Oh sure, Magic has those supplementary sets like Commander and Masters, but those, frankly, are not needed here (especially since in Paper MTG, those supplementary sets are often not standard legal anyway).
Whew.
I will admit that I may not necessarily say goodbye to this game permanently, but in light of all of this game’s unforgiveable shortcomings, it’s time to move on.
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