I could look it up, but lazy AF and you guys are awesome!
It could be Monday.
It should be Monday.
Will it be Monday?
Probably.
I don’t like Mondays
Bob Geldof
Tell me why
Rainy days and Monday’s always get me downed
They’re just manic
Just another manic Monday
I wish it was Sunday.
Monday, Monday can’t trust that day
They call it stormy Monday.
Drat that Monday…
Born on a Monday…
Oh, wait. That’s the other guy…
Five stars always have a case of the mundays.
Sundays, Mondays… happy days :colbert:
Hate Mondays, love non threatening Thunderstorms 
But not the Other Guy.
I met this girl on a Monday
Are you Craig David in disguise?
Now! Go go go!
The Iceman cometh.