Had to stop going to the store

I had to stop going to the store… every time I did I came back with a bottle of Vaseline Hand Lotion… anyone else experiencing this?

It’s hard to play MPQ when the phone keeps slipping out of my hands…

(Adding clarity that this post is directly referencing SHIELD Signal Intercept advertisements for Vaseline)

*Edit: LOL…this is somehow much funnier without the OP! icon_lol.gif
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I think he may like Moonboobs?

At first I thought that said Manboobs… and I was going to protest…

I don’t have VIP, so I get to watch the ads a lot.

I wanted to enjoy this joke but there was an error.

I thought maybe he was having trouble with his Thing battle…

Off topic? Wth is this?!

This isn’t off topic, this is a D3 Forum Shield Intercept! You should have a reward arrive shortly… unless you are reading this on a PC.

I guess being a VIP member means we don’t need Vaseline lotion icon_lol.gif

I thought the Signal Intercepts were spying on me… so I put a piece of tape of the front facing camera.

Apparently my front facing camera reveals how boring I am, since I’ve mostly gotten ads for Vaseline, Jeep, credit score stuff and other match-3 games.

thanks for making almost glad I’m on steam, although I could skip the ads anyways