The 3 maintenance downtimes gave me adequate time and inspiration to come up with the following:
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Should I throw this event match… I want a new card dearly?
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
An event maintenance had come once more…
Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;
But the silence was unbroken, the maintenance gave no compensation token,
And the only words there spoken were the whispered words, “Wait some more!”
Merely this and nothing more…
And that cursed circle… never finishing, still is spinning, still is spinning
On that speckled black background, spinning forever more;
And its soul has all the seeming of a demon’s that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o’er it streaming, throws it’s shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies in boredom on the floor
Never shall I play this game —nevermore!
Edit: Sure why not, go upvote me in the actual submission thread below, I could use 2k runes. Who wouldn’t like 2000 
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https://forums.505go.com/discussion/53872