The new season is gonna be here soon and HLP are looking for someone special (nerrrrrrrrrr)
We are a top 50 (yay go us) and we need you to help us push a little harder (oooohhh)
So if you wanna join us, then send me a pm or message me on the line app, under the same name.
We only require 650 in pvp (play pve only if YOU want too or we can merc u out to get the pve alliance cover if u want, as were nice like that) and line communication and if u happen to send me nudes, then I can almost guarantee a place for u.
So take off your clothes and join me in glory (hole)
Look I’ll be serious here. This is TU1 uncensored and not making fun of people. This is the truth.
I’m lonely. I have no friends. Mpq is my life. It keeps me from doing bad things to myself, like strangling my chicken in public. I need someone to join my alliance, so I can talk about my problems, share what I am going through, and maybe one day I could have you as a friend, or lover. It’s OK if you have testes, I’ll just close my eyes when I touch them and pretend they are growths.
Wow, you guys were ranked 33 in season X! How do I sign up? What type of roster do I need? I have a bunch of fully covered 3 stars and working on transition to 4 stars. I want to battle for glory! Can I join you guys? Do I need to send you some naked pics? Let me know and I’ll snap some selfies.
Almost full guys, need 1 more. If you can score at least 650 in pvp, have the line app, and have at least 1 testicle and/or 1 boob then feel free to send me a msg here or line, with said pic of your testiboob.
One could not ask for a better alliance mate. At least he waived the mandatory anal probing this season. This is good because that poor kitty couldn’t walk straight for a month.
We have 1 spot open in our alliance right now. Come join and win some covers with us. We’re all team players and help each other get better. We’re all on line chat so message us there. My line ID is under same name. Valeyard is correct! We can’t ask for a better team mate and commander than the one and only unwiseone. Sending nude photos is optional now, but will definitely help you get promoted. Let the creepiness commence. Lol..
We’ve finished top 50 overall in our first season and we’re gonna do the same this season so if u would like a no pressure and amazingly fun and weird alliance, then look no further.
All I ask is 650+ in pvp and line app
No pve requirements at all. Play only if u choose.
Also you need to be comfortable with full frontal nudity.
Send me a pm here or better yet, on line app. My names the same
We have one spot open for the women of marvel event and looking for someone for the new season . PM me or the unwiseone if you’re interested. You can also message me on line chat.
