The Avengers’ Hulk cage would be a giant crit tile: DROP IT REALLY HARD TO KILL SOMEONE.
Half the time, the Avengers would just stand around slapfighting while enemy goons hand-primed their flamethrowers.
Evil spec-ops personnel would constantly poop green Skittles for Ragnarok to eat. Hulk burps those same green Skittles when someone hits him really hard.
In the first 20 minutes of the movie Hawkeye would be swapped for some other, less-sucking character, like Venom or Storm, and wouldn’t appear again even once.
The viewers would bitch to the ticketing window about the omission of Spidey and wolverine because they should “be able to watch the heroes we want to watch, not just the ones that you pick for us!”
Then, they’d ask for a refund while simultaneously trying to get an advanced purchase for Avengers 2
in Ticket prices would be more expensive, but the cost of life sustaining popcorn would be astronomical.
There would be a mild amount of ethnic diversity in the starring cast
Hawkeye’s arrows would take a while lot longer to explode.
Sarah Jessica parker would cast as sue storm.
Spiderman would be in every scene and the movie would have a runtime of 8 hrs.
Daredevil would cameo as a blind man cackling with an oil slick behind him, a claymore 5 feet in front of him, and rotten apples with “eat me” signs to his left and right…all placed by him strategically. Also.his entire lower torso is blurred as the movie is only.rated pg 13.
Actually, he does appear again – you may not recognize him because he put on a pair of sunglasses and is standing in a crowd of scrubs that nobody cares about.
Yea…something like “The Dark Divisor.” (Oh god that name is 1950s lvl bad/good lol). He can separate ppl into weaker multiple versions of themselves where its really hard for ppl to coordinate themselves as multiple ppl (since ppl are used to controlling just thier own singular body) leading to no name hero dying near the beginning of the comic from a brain aneurysm. He is finally defeated in a fight with deadpool as deadpool is crazy with mild schizophrenia and so he is use to doing stuff like telling multiples of himself (in his mind) what to do.