If the Avengers movie was like MPQ...

If the Avengers movie was like MPQ, Tony Stark would be the only one that could afford powers.

If the Avengers movie was like MPQ, everyone would have to wait 35 minutes between each fight.

If the Avengers movie was like MPQ, Thor would decide to stop hitting so hard about halfway through.

There would be quite a few more forest fires…

  • The Avengers’ Hulk cage would be a giant crit tile: DROP IT REALLY HARD TO KILL SOMEONE.

  • Half the time, the Avengers would just stand around slapfighting while enemy goons hand-primed their flamethrowers.

  • Evil spec-ops personnel would constantly poop green Skittles for Ragnarok to eat. Hulk burps those same green Skittles when someone hits him really hard.

During the battle of New York Hulk was so angry because he joined too late and missed a refresh.

Modern Coulson didn’t die, he got upgraded to 3* gold.

And it would take Hulk like 20 years to heal up if wounded.

In the first 20 minutes of the movie Hawkeye would be swapped for some other, less-sucking character, like Venom or Storm, and wouldn’t appear again even once.

If the Avengers movie was like MPQ…the movie would stop 2 minutes in and when it restarted everyone would be to weak to fight for another hour.

If the Avengers movie was like MPQ…Thor would start the movie punching people then finish the movie slap fighting.

You would have been free to enter the cinema but after 3 month watching the avengers still haven’t been even assembled.

The viewers would bitch to the ticketing window about the omission of Spidey and wolverine because they should “be able to watch the heroes we want to watch, not just the ones that you pick for us!”

Then, they’d ask for a refund while simultaneously trying to get an advanced purchase for Avengers 2

Invisible woman would show up, portrayed by the Toys 'R Us Giraffe

But you wouldn’t be able to recognize her because of the bad over her head icon_e_confused.gif

in Ticket prices would be more expensive, but the cost of life sustaining popcorn would be astronomical.

There would be a mild amount of ethnic diversity in the starring cast

Hawkeye’s arrows would take a while lot longer to explode.

Sarah Jessica parker would cast as sue storm.

Spiderman would be in every scene and the movie would have a runtime of 8 hrs.

Daredevil would cameo as a blind man cackling with an oil slick behind him, a claymore 5 feet in front of him, and rotten apples with “eat me” signs to his left and right…all placed by him strategically. Also.his entire lower torso is blurred as the movie is only.rated pg 13.

Don’t forget that the concessions can stack (to increase their effectiveness) but you can only take 3 different kinds with you into the movie.

Think you meant 8 days icon_lol.gif

There would be two iron mans, two thors, three black widows, & two hawkeyes.

And all of them would be missing some of their powers.

This actually sounds like a plan of some evil villian lol

Like Loki so boom, we’ve come full circle and you’ve won the thread icon_mrgreen.gif

Actually, he does appear again – you may not recognize him because he put on a pair of sunglasses and is standing in a crowd of scrubs that nobody cares about.

Yea…something like “The Dark Divisor.” (Oh god that name is 1950s lvl bad/good lol). He can separate ppl into weaker multiple versions of themselves where its really hard for ppl to coordinate themselves as multiple ppl (since ppl are used to controlling just thier own singular body) leading to no name hero dying near the beginning of the comic from a brain aneurysm. He is finally defeated in a fight with deadpool as deadpool is crazy with mild schizophrenia and so he is use to doing stuff like telling multiples of himself (in his mind) what to do.