If you were a mtgpq card...

What do you feel like you’d be? Let your imagination run wild and have fun! Please include a picture so we all know what you’d look like! :smiley:

My Example:

Name: Wombartillary

Cost: 9 mana
Power / Toughness: 3/9
Color(s) / Creature Type: Red/White/Green Wombat
Abilities: Legendary, Haste, Wombartillary gets -1/-0 for each creature your opponent has in play. At the beginning of your turn, destroy 1 gem at random.

Activated Abilities:
Activate 2 Red: Wombartillary deals 3 damage to the first creature your opponent controls and 1 damage to itself.
Activate 1 Green: Wombartillary gains +6/+6 until end of turn, your opponent’s first creature gains defender, and your opponent gains 4 life.
Activate 1 White: Wombartillary gets +4/+4, vigilance, and regenerate 4 until the beginning of your next turn, your opponent draws a card.

Perfect image here, that I cant get to display and am sick of trying to make work https://ibb.co/ctMcKo

Name: Feral Cat Patriarch Cost: 18 mana

Power/Toughness: 2/9

Color(s)/Creature Type: Black/Green Cat

Abilities: Legendary, Reach, Enrage (gains +1 and “Infect” when blocking) Infect causes 2 points of pasteurella bacterial damage to target creature per turn.

Activated Abilities:
2 Black; Feral Cat Patriarch is exiled and returned to play with X feral kitten tokens. Where X is the number of black gems divided by 2. If “Spay/Neuter Clinic” is in play Feral Cat Patriarch can not create tokens.

2 Green; Feral Cat Patriarch gains “Catnip Frenzy” gaining +5/-6, First Strike, and infect damage is increased by 2 until beginning of next turn.

Joke’s on you! I’ve been a magic card for ages.

@Stormcrow

I see what you did there

I’m still holding out to show up in PQ though. Maybe I’ll get reprinted in a Core Set eventually and from there make my way into PQ. Hopefully with a bit of a P/T boost in the translation? 2/4 flier for 7, or something? (Hey I can dream!)

But at least this thread prompted me to finally get around to uploading a forum pic…

I too have always been a card. I’m just a bit more subtle about it @Stormcrow

clearly you’re a 30/30 legendary bird masterpiece, with haste and hexproof of course.

and if there’s 1 blue gem on the board, you have trample too!

Birds of Paradise

the elite sharpshooter

human warrior

cost 7

2/2

First strike, Haste, Deathtouch, Trample.

when the elite sharpshooter deal combat damges to pw, u get that much jewels. The elite sharpshooter get reinforce.


Mask of Frustration
8 cost colorless artifact support with 6 shields
Every time your opponent gets an extra match, deal 5 damage to them. Every time your opponent matches 3 or more gems, deal 2 damage to them. If this support is destroyed by a spell, return it to your hand.

P.S. To upload images, go to the site where the image is, right click (or long click on mobile) the image, click copy image location, and paste that in the image drop down box.

How about this in mtgpq :slight_smile:

Bird of paradise

cost 3

0/3

flying

at the beginning of your turn, convert x non your pw color gems into your pw color gems, x is 3 times of amount of BoP under you control.

this would be in all my decks

You know, I hid a very clever joke in my post here (and left a hint!) and I can’t believe neither @Gunmix25 nor @FindingHeart8 have found it yet (or anyone else who has been keeping up with our random off-topic posting).

Shame on you all

wait…so would you be Shriekhorn or Nahiri?

I’m bad at riddles. Like really bad. Like I can’t even solve riddles I made up myself bad. It’s sad it’s so bad.

@Mburn7 I ashamedly admit I did not ever look this thread over until I was tagged. oopsie buddy.

…So …uh, Shriekhorn?

whispers

please don’t summon Emrakhul, please don’t summon Emrakhul

@Gunmix2 well now that you’re here you should add what card you’d be! :slight_smile:

@mburn7 is it a horn off of the creature you’d claim to be? Is one of the faces coming out of the horn a face on a different card that matches a card you’d claim to be? Are you just saying you like to be loud? Like I said I’m super bad at this lol

“Quick and agile, Amrou Kithkin can usually escape from even the most fearsome opponents.”

Or Cattank.

sigh why do you make me do this. Sorry @Gunmix25

Ace [Gunmix25] Ventura voice over*

“What the [hades] does @Mburn7 have to do with with Shriekhorn, come on THINK!.”

“Mburn7 and Shriekhorn are in on it together, how why”
Starts pacing

“Alright here we go, the answer is right there just got to get some black to the brain, Mburn7 and Shriekhorn, Mburn7 and Shriekhorn.”

"What the… that’s it! Mburn7 is Shriekhorn, Shriekhorn is Mburn7, Mburn7 is an artifact. Oh my GOD! Mburn7 is an Artifact!

Mburn7 summons an Emrakhul

Gunmix25 grabs a horn to warn the forums and can only shriek like a little girl trying to blow out a tune

Gunmix25 stops and stares at the horn and looks up at the Emrakhul

*“*Well that certainly explains the connection”

*** bloody dismemberment and tentacle noises echo**

I would be “Apes of Rath”
Because I love puns way too much. :smiley: