Who would you be and why?
I think my answer is pretty obvious! I’d be good ol’ Howie!
Waaaaugh!!
Hulkbuster. Because technology. And punching things. And stuff.
Fury. Because I like analysing situations, crafting a plan, having contingencies, plus I don’t mind bending the rules on occasion. Plus, I need a ton of AP before I get anything done. (Caffeine will do in place of AP in a pinch.)
The developers of MPQ will surely regret their decision to release the cursed Dr. Strange before mighty Dormammu.
Starlord so I could work well with everyone.
At the moment, I feel like Bag-Man. Maybe I should check back on that in a couple months.
OBW.
I look awesome in fishnets.
This is a good question… Green Goblin because I also would laugh maniacally using pumpkin bombs and a glider whoop people.
Black Suit Spider-man. Because I’m actually the best but some old dude gets credit instead.
Plus I’m like a real life Peter Parker but without spidey powers
Moon Knight, because as any fule kno, that’s on whom Moon Roach was based. On. Unorthodox Economic Revenge! Hsss.
Squirrel Girl, because I totally beat Galactus (and Dr Doom and…).
Devil Dinosaur
wiggles arms
Iron Fist. Because I’m a bit of a passive fist.
ACtually, I’m more passive than that. Sedentary really. MOre often than not, sitting in a chair and looking for something good to happen. So, Charles Xavier.
I’m trying not to sound like a self-important douche here, but I’d be Cyclops. I’ve been leading the alliance for years now and I like to believe I’ve garnered a decent amount of loyalty. Also, eye beams.
Hawkeye. Because I too, am a disaster. 
Pre buff Cho. I’m large, worthless and love hot dogs too!
Captain America.
Because who DOESN’T want to punch Hitler in the face?
IM40
Use one ability, then chill out while others do the job.
Sentry - a few years ago I had the glorious flowing locks to match him. Time though has nerfed my hair, much the same as he was nerfed into mediocrity.
Are you a scientist? Because if so, you should totally s md an old picture to join the hair club.