If you'll indulge me....

Hello fellow weary mpq player,

In one of my more bizarre ideas I feel that I’d like to know what people’s feelings are about the game through the medium of crap taxidermy, seriously google crap taxidermy, it’s the best christmas gift i could of given myself and spend too much time laughing my *** off.

I have attached how I feel, at the moment I feel like taking this into a vet and asking “is there anything you can do for him”

I look forward to everyone’s take, you can put an explanation, or simply post the picture and let it speak for itself.

Among many other things

Flawless victory

Could have, not could of.

Don’t mind me being pedantic, my car’s in the shop.

Is no one going to partake?
Maybe shoddy taxidermy is not as universally loved as i thought.

@Painmonger said:

@ThisisClemFandango said:
Hello fellow weary mpq player,

In one of my more bizarre ideas I feel that I’d like to know what people’s feelings are about the game through the medium of **** taxidermy, seriously google **** taxidermy, it’s the best christmas gift i could of given myself and spend too much time laughing my *** off.

Could have, not could of.

Don’t mind me being pedantic, my car’s in the shop.

Absolutely right
I should have used the contraction
Thanks for the grammar correction, now if we could all get back to the silliness…

Which half, I’ll leave to your imagination.

The ever-changing shape of things…

@ThisisClemFandango said:

@Painmonger said:

@ThisisClemFandango said:
Hello fellow weary mpq player,

In one of my more bizarre ideas I feel that I’d like to know what people’s feelings are about the game through the medium of **** taxidermy, seriously google **** taxidermy, it’s the best christmas gift i could of given myself and spend too much time laughing my *** off.

Could have, not could of.

Don’t mind me being pedantic, my car’s in the shop.

Absolutely right
I should have used the contraction
Thanks for the grammar correction, now if we could all get back to the silliness…

Really, I couldn’t give a poop if I took mylanta. I should have tables the grammar talk.

This reminds me of this one tick tock I saw where a guy was trying to sell a sleeping bird.

Are you sure it wasn’t a Monty Python sketch?

Also Dumb and Dumber. Sold blind Petey their dead bird. Dinner for Schmucks…I’m going to enjoy this very much, but for now I gotta go do my clears.

I knew you wouldn’t let me down
The chicks are pure nightmare fuel but kermit is incredible

“Please insert coin for snide remark. Insert two coins for ‘Stick of Mystery’”.

On trend for super heroes too!..Oh wait, wrong IP…

@bluewolf said:

@Godzillafan67 said:
This reminds me of this one tick tock I saw where a guy was trying to sell a sleeping bird.
Are you sure it wasn’t a Monty Python sketch?

https://youtu.be/4vuW6tQ0218

No, I’m certain that I was referencing the Monty Python sketch. That’s the joke. That I “confused” it with a TikTok video.

Pikachu let himself go…

Lola just wanted to say that this thread is giving her nightmares and could we have something nicer…

But don’t listen to Lola, she just knocked over a plant!

Christ
Imagine getting your beloved pet back and have that staring back at you