Not a complaint, honestly, just wanted to say I searched on the forums but could not find this…
Why is it when I play against or even see the “Cliffhaven Vampire” I see “Cliff Clavin Vampire” and expect him to be wearing a Postal Service uniform and speaking with a New England accent? 
Just me?
(A bit of brevity, for a change. 
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No. Not just you.
What I find most Cliff Claven about it is that I have to sit there with a full hand of disabled, fully charged cards and let it beat me up over and over and over again with its 1 damage and 1-powered creatures until I have less than 10 life, and then can then punch it in it’s smarmy, self-satisfied face for 38 damage in one turn.
Add some avacyn’s madness or any other targeted damage spell to knock yourself down more quickly 
Not any more, anyway.
The last thing I want to do is tweak my deck for Cliff Freaking Clavin. I’ll just sit at the end of the bar with my 4 Decimator of the Provinces locked and loaded.
I just load up on read the bones and live fast, then keep a lost legacy ready to drop when the time is right.
I just concede a game and play without healing.
So thanks for that.