Previously on X-Men: https://forums.505go.com/discussion/69282/over-at-the-x-mansion#latest
::Fighting starts at the Mansion::
Juggernaut: Here’s Johnny! ::Charges towards Colossus::
Rogue: ::Jumps infront of Colossus to block Juggernaut:: See sugah, I told you I am better at protecting the team
Colossus: You make me feel puny!
Cyclops: ::Shoots a blast from his visor towards Magneto::
Magneto: ::Lifts the Shields from the wall to block the blast:: You fools! I will claim what’s mine
Jean Grey: Gambit I need to use that power again ::Touches Gambit::
Gambit: Whoa! Hey now! Aren’t you married to Scott, chere?
Jean Grey: Why isn’t anything happening?
Beast: I believe it’s because Gambit is holding that purple equipment. Gambit throw it away!
Gambit: If you say so. ::Trashes the purple and touches Jean::
Jean Grey: Okay I feel it now! Ahhhhhh! ::Removes the shields Protecting Magneto::
Wolverine: Looks like you need more backup bub. Where’s the rest of your Brotherhood? Sabretooth, Blob, Pyro?
Magneto: Not enough requests! Mystique, grab that black equipment!
Mystique: ::Runs up to Gambit and touches him:: What the heck is happening? ::Starts to uncontrollably transform into… DAZZLER!::
Mystique/Dazzler: ::Beams of light shine into Magneto and Juggernaut’s eyes::
Cyclops: Now’s our chance team!
Xavier: I’ve already telepathically called for backup
Nightcrawler: ::Appears, grabs X-Men and vanishes::
Quicksilver: ::Quickly runs in and grabs more X-Men::
Juggernaut: ::Headbutts Mystique/Dazzler and knocks her out:: Where did they go?
Magneto: Looks like they left behind their statue ::Holds Colossus down:: They’ll be back to rescue him. Charles does not want his precious X-Men in danger. Now grab that purple and red equipment
Juggernaut: Looks pink boss ::picks up the equipment::
Magneto: Just give it to me you buffoon! ::touches the equipment:: It does nothing.. we need the black equipment
::X-Men are moved to an unknown location::
Rogue: Where are we? It looks like some kind of Vault
Nightcrawler: It is a place no one can ever find us
Cyclops: Where is Colossus?
Quicksilver: ::Runs over:: Too heavy
Wolverine: That tin can is useless anyway. We never bring him on missions, even when he tells us how boosted he feels
Cyclops: I’m not leaving anyone behind
Xavier: Scott, unfortunately Logan is right. Magneto is likely expecting us to rescue him
Wolverine: Pietro, what are you doing here? You’re not an X-Men, you’re affiliated with those Avengers
Quicksilver: I want to help you guys against my Father
Wolverine: Didn’t Maury tell you that “Erik.. is.. not the father”
Quicksilver: I refuse to believe that! One moment he’s my Dad, then the next he’s written off my life
Wolverine: I get it, you have Daddy issues.. we could use your sister right now but I bet she’s out avenging with some android
Jean Grey: Actually Logan, Wanda and I are best friends. She provides me with pink every night we go out
Gambit: ::Scratches his head:: I thought you said it was purple, Petite
Xavier: We are completely losing focus! Gambit you need to tell us exactly where you found that equipment.
Gambit: I got lucky at some ‘Legendary’ place
Wolverine: Sounds like a Classic waste of time
Gambit: Guess you haven’t heard of the Latest place that opened on Main Street. I gambled away all my Currency Paper and won the equipment
Cyclops: Then we need to check this place out to find out the source of this equipment
::Helicopters and Vehicles swarm in::
Nick Fury: Well X-Men, looks like we’re meeting again, for the very first time
Wolverine: Fury! Last time I saw you, you were on a plane with..
Nick Fury: Goddamn snakes! Lost me an eye, but times have changed old man. That was over 10 years ago. I am part of SHIELD now
Xavier: What brings SHIELD here? How did you find us?
Nick Fury: I have been looking for this equipment. It is the link to a much greater power. I placed a tracker on Quicksilver. I figured he’d come back to you guys once he heard about his “daddy”
Beast: Mr. Fury, I hate to break the news but this equipment won’t fully help you
Nick Fury: Actually Hank, it could help with an Escape Plan but I have a much better plan ::whistles::
::Mockingbird gets out of the car::
Nick Fury: Have you met Bobbi? She’s fairly new. Bobbi, grab that equipment from the Cajun
Mockingbird: No problem. ::Grabs Gambit:: Oh wow! ::Plants a bomb and steals::
Quicksilver: Hey! Where did my wallet go? I’ve never been pick pocketed before!
Cyclops: Don’t worry about that! You need to disable the bomb!
::Quicksilver runs and disables the bomb::
Rogue: Why are all these girls touching my man?! ::Grabs Gambit’s other arm::
Gambit: Looks like we’re about to have a ménage à trois
Rogue: I don’t think so! ::Makes a fist and punches Mockingbird through the wall::
Coulson: ::steps over Bobbi and removes his shades:: Actually you’re too late. Bobbi planted two bombs and all I need is another team up..
To be continued.. again.. the creators still do not realize the power of Gambit.. or do they? Find out next week!
(I enjoy reading this using their voices. X-Men: Animated Series is on Hulu!)
