Mightiest hit list

AshtonMorgan hit him for all he is worth please he just doesn’t know when to stop taking 20 point chunks out of the same person

Etusn. He doesn’t like punctuation. I’m in a committed relationship with a semicolon.

Don’t tell her that I’m having an affair with the em dash; I feel it wouldn’t end well.

And one of the strange punctuation people show up they always do

a comma a day keeps the punctuation people away

The semicolon or the relationship?

A semicolon never ends well; there’s always another sentence after it.

That’s why I asked! Though “it” doesn’t end well either.

The period is the worst, it is really messy and always thinks it has to end things.

This thread is already full of win!

That ain’t no sentence. That’s a clause!

Today it might as well be… a Santa Clause.

OH MY GOD HOW AM I NOT FAMOUS

Is the answer: never?