Figured I’d try this. If you’re amused and would like to add your own, feel free. I focused on names and powers, but there’s a lot more options…
Konran decided to start making some money on the side by taking a job in a delicatessen. At which job did he excel?
Tenderizing meat - with his Meatier Hammer!
When Moonstone stops in for lunch, what does she order?
A Gravity Wrap!
Rhodey never got over missing the Battle of New York; why?
'Cause he’s a Shawarmachine!
Unemployed Mindless Ones usually find work in construction. Why?
They’re pretty good with I-beams!
After losing his licence to practice law, Daredevil opened a bar. What did he call it?
The Billy Club!
What do Symbiotes usually order when they stop in for a drink?
Appletini of Destruction!
Captain Marvel started waiting tables, but when patrons get rowdy, she throws non-alcoholic beverages at them. What does she call that move?
A Faux Tonic Barrage!
Kingpin got in on the action, opening a fine-dining restaurant. What’s their specialty?
Maggia Prawns!
Dr. Strange opened a hair salon. What’s his signature style?
Crimson Bangs of Cyttorak!
After the snap, Thanos tried his hand at tennis. He was just too slow; what did reporters call his failed attempt?
Court Death!
So, he retired to his farm, taking an…
Infinite Powder!
What’s Gamora’s favourite snack?
Skull Crackers!
I’ve got tons more, but I’ll leave it at that, today…
