Aunt May (Meddling Aunt) 5* Rarity
Oh, that awful Spider-man!
Red 0ap Passive
Despite the fact that literally Spider-man has never done a single thing to her, Aunt May just really hates that guy. She even shot at him once! And his Spider-sense is completely helpless against this insane woman! If Spider-man is an opponent, Aunt May throws a hissy fit and demands that he be hunted to death and he is immediately attacked by Police/Spider Slayers/Aunt May’s handgun and instantly downed. This power becomes:
Oh, Peter do take care dear!
Red 0ap Passive
Look, what is going on here Aunt May?!?!? You just had him hunted to death and now you worry he might not be eating enough porridge in the morning? sigh. Anyway, Aunt May revives all and any Spider-men, giving them a burst of breakfast that restores 50% health but hits Aunt May for 750 damage because she is a lunatic because, look how can she not know?!?!? Fine. Next power.
Aunt May, it is blindingly obvious, good grief woman!
Green 6ap
Despite the many, many times that Aunt May catches out her nephew Peter Parker as clearly and obviously being Spider-Man, she just never lands it. We aren’t even going to talk about the sticky puddle under the door episode. Luckily for Heroes, Aunt May’s blind unreasoning dunder-headness hits enemy teams for 9,465 points and stuns up to one random enemy who cannot believe how stupid she is.
Aunt May – Dating Machine
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Now you might think Aunt May has enough to get on with all day what with worrying and hating Superheroes but she still finds time to put it about like the hot arthritic mama she is. She has been through them all – Doc Ock, Edwin Jarvis, Agent Coulson, even Willie Lumpkin! Any male character is immediately smitten with Aunt May, she places a 4 round countdown tile and all enemy characters gets sent airbourne for 4 rounds (they either went to go buy her some flowers or are insanely jealous of her cookie baking awesomeness). Aunt May then deals 36,595 to all characters (including airbourne and invisible ones) every round as she breaks hearts and sweeps clear her female competition like she mops up a puddle of Spider-goo.