Nerf Shang Chi, OR ELSE

All proceeds go to the dev team that nerfs Shang Chi.

FAIR WARNING: If you threaten to NOT nerf him, I won’t care much, but Ive been playing this game for 20 years, and I rooted for Australia to win in Physical Asia!

Please do nerf IronMay and Sam5 though…

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Shang-Chi is the only MPQ character I paid cash to directly buy a cover for. His powers directly line up with my play style, board manipulation and self-sustaining… ish ness. If I can find them, I will hire the A-Team to stop you.

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Fine. Well I contacted R.E.M and they agreed to release this re-mix of one of their hit singles for Shang Chi charity, we call it

Shang & Blame

If you could see yourself now, Devs

It’s not my fault you used to be so on control

But now you are listening to @WhiteBomber

You’re nerfing Shang

Take this as no, no, no, no

You Shang, Shang, Shang, Shang, Shang

Then Nerf, nerf, nerf

Shang, Shang, Shang, Shang, Shang

It’s not my thing so let it go

Download or stream it now wherever you get your tunes and support Shang Chi forever/I don’t travel back in time and start causing issues!

Thank you!

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Most nights, you can find them on SundanceTV starting at 1 am EST.

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Did the A-Team ever get paid? I think that was why they were so hard to find, they wanted to avoid giving out yet another freebie and they already were struggling with B.A.s airplane drugs cost and Face herpes medicine.

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Wow, so apparently ip2 have been inspired by sonys stupid all digital future and licence nonsense to remove shang chi from the game and all user accounts.

He’ll be removed from midnight tonight

#youaskedforthis

#madeupnews

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lol, the first post recommended to me related to this one is this “Don’t do any more nerfs, I’m super cereal!” topic from 2015

Many players are quitting the game forever because x-force wolvie was nerfed and apparently many people are even selling their roasters. What were they roasting I wonder? Corn perhaps

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They’ll be mortified to hear about the roasters

Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I’m hot. Taxes, they’ll be lower… son. The Democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia, so do.

You may have realised you have all awoken my ludicrous side, i hope you’re happy

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But in all this chaos…The A-Team incoming as 5*?

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4America Chavez + 4Abomination + 4Angelica Odinsdotter fusion character ala Dragonball Z?

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Are you referring to Angela, or are we getting the Rugrats? I don’t see any reason we couldn’t get Reptar in game.

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Yep, MPQ actually died after the Xforce nerf and we’ve all just hallucinated the last…11 years.

There is nothing new under the sun.

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Selling one’s roaster is obviously a big step, but if they ever nerf Shang-Chi, I’ll sell my rooster! I haven’t heard about people selling their roosters for some time now.

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A roaster is a category of chicken that you cook. They are usually a bit older than others and more tender.

I assume players back then in the olden days raised chickens to pay for their XFW covers.

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Well I’m now convinced that Kenny Rogers was a silent partner for mpq :rooster:

I pity the fool who doesn’t want us as the next 5*!

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What year is this thread from? 2022? 1984? Somewhere in the '90s? :smiley:

Marvel comic so therefore hes allowed in.

Can you imagine if this didn’t pass marvel approval?

I pity the fool

I was only talking about Mr T, just imagine his powers

Ain’t getting on no plane sucka (passive)

Keeps everyone grounded and non stunnable characters get stunned anyway because hes Mr freaking T

A-Tesm special 3 red ap

With a rubber band, an old tennis ball, a glue gun and a piece of cardboard, mr T makes a tank which fire ballistic missiles at all enemies

I PIty the fool (passive)

Mr T ain’t listening to your jibba jabber, all other passives are turned off and supports are voided. Mr T gains health from any special tiles (sap, charged, webbed, chasm, and any other special im forgetting.

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I was with you except for the part about stunning unstunnable characters. He gets knocked out by a glass of milk with regularity. Maybe instead of getting stunned he goes airborne? We very much need the van as a support, too.

Incidentally, he could team with Dazzler & Darkveil for an all-singing team!

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Mr T prevents characters from either team from being sent airborne. If Mr T is drugged (stunned) he is instead sent airborne for that number of turns.

KGB

P.S. The A-Team Van would make a nice support. Potentially Amy Amanda could be another support option since she wasn’t an official member of the 4 man team.

P.P.S. Since the A-Team episodes were notorious for firing hundreds of rounds of ammunition with no one ever being hit or killed, all 4 of them would have to have abysmal match damage for their tier :slight_smile:

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