Planeswalker Nickname Game

You know what we haven’t had in a while? A random fun thread!
Lets play another funky name game.

Here goes:

Come up with nicknames for as many MTGPQ Planeswalkers as you can! You can be as long or short as you want, and can reference anything from the walker’s playstyle to picture to story to whatever.

Lets have sum fun!

I’ll start off the games.

From the Blitz nation of the Fast Wins:

Nahiri: Princess of Blitz, Mistress of the Zoo
Koth: Prince of Blitz, Destroyer of Gems
Samut: Queen of Blitz, Friend of Gaia
Sarkhan Unbroken: King of Blitz, Master of Turn 1
Chandra Roaring Flame: Former Champion (ret.)

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Vraska “Sorry We Ask’d for Ya,” Golgari Queen.

Liliana of the MOAR ZOMBIE DECKZ

Kiora the Kraken Caller

Jace the Displaced (castaway, cough cough)

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Eesh, can’t believe nobody has mentioned any of these yet.

Abjani (RW)

Jace 4/20 (castaway looks baked AF)

Better Dovin

Discount Kiora

Sorin, Glass Cannon

One Trick Pony (Koth)

Garruk Tokenspeaker

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Wow, DeviantArt has everything, huh. I wish I were more surprised Bolas got the Bowsette treatment.

Mad Cow - Angrath
Derpface - Huatli v.2
Doughface - Vraska v.1

Baby Bolas - Bolas v.2

Any cat meme (Grumpy Cat, Tinykitty, Hello Kitty, etc.) - Ajani

Reanimatron - Liliana??? (The one that kills a creature then reanimates it)

WereWoman - Arlinn

3 of 4. (Sounds like a Borg name).

Neo : Ral Izzet Viceroy

Aslan: Ajani (Unyielding, I suppose).
Type O Negative: Sorin.

Arlinn “What happened to all my werewolves?” Kord
Surfer Jace (3)

Liliana, Defiant Necromancer = Griefer

(Because, seriously, she’s generally never a major threat at least compared to other black PWs, but her double discards are incredibly, incredibly irritating)

Nicol Bolas, God Pharaoh = Lord Griefer of Doom

(Unlike Lili, Nicky B is a major threat not only from his ridiculous combo potential, but also from his first ability ALONE. Totally hate seeing his face on the screen too often)

Angrath, the Flame-Chained = Angie

(… hey, we need simple nicknames sometimes too, right? XD)

I like this Griefer Family idea. Lets see…

Liliana Defiant: Momma Griefer, The First Discard
Nicol Bolas Pharaoh: Lord Griefer, Kill Spammer
Angrath: Prince Griefer, Discarder of Souls
Ob Nixilis: Pappa Griefer, The First Troll

I love that so much because I can imagine how much he would hate being called that.

Ah, speaking of Ob Nixilis = “Oops, won too fast”

(Seriously, I have often failed many secondary objectives because I have had activated his Ult too early and it blew up the enemy before I got to complete the secondary objective) XD

Which reminds me to:

Vraska, Relic Seeker = Screw You, Nixilis

(Due to Ob Nixilis’ primary kill method being his ult, which has a pretty high shield count, Vraska can reliably blow that up) XD