There are claims that the devs are out of touch with high level play. While I like to think that is not true, I can’t help but wonder how devs could claim they are worried about our sleep schedule while still giving us the nightmare that is The Hunt.
C’mon, devs. Overlapping subs with 12 hour offsets is not going to give you 8 hours. The hours required for placing #1 is probably beyond your imagination. To help you devs understand what your events are like, I am providing below a fictional recount of the effort it took to place #1 in The Hunt for Prof X.
Prologue
Player X (fictional in-game name) has played MPQ for almost half a year. He is in a top PvE alliance. He has a job. He has a decent PvE roster and enjoys collecting 4-star characters. He has not spent money in MPQ. In this story, he has decided that Prof X is awesome and worth going for.
The Hunt starts. Player X searches the forums for the previous Hunt data. He recalls that the Hunt is one of the most difficult events ever with overlapping subs. He decides to go for a time slot where he has at least 3 hours to play when any sub event ends—9PM, which alternates into 9AM.
Day 1 [spoiler]9AM. After communicating with his alliance to spread out the members into different brackets, Player X aims for the second new bracket in his time slice. Lunch time comes around, and Player X goes shopping for frozen lunches to fill the freezer in his office.
7PM. It is after work, and alliance members call out that the new bracket is ready. Player X joins the new bracket and makes his first run through all the nodes in Alaska 1, jotting down the enemy levels. He sets an alarm on his iPad for 3AM, for the next refresh in 8 hours. Player X then heads home and has dinner.
10PM. Florida 1 had opened an hour ago. Player X laments forgetting about the simultaneous sub as he starts playing through Florida 1. Player X notes the enemy levels as he plays through it. He then spends the rest of the night like many of us–Deadpool Daily Quest and some PvP. He heads for bed at 12AM.[/spoiler]
Day 2[spoiler]3AM. Alarm clock rings and Player X gets out of bed to avoid falling back asleep. He completes Alaska 1, and sets alarm for 6AM. He then goes back to sleep. He needs all the sleep he can get.
6AM. Alarm rings again, this time Florida 1. Player X plays through it while half-awake. After that’s done, Player X sets an alarm for 8AM so he can wake up for work.
8AM. Alarm rings. Player X wakes up by checking alliance messages. He also sets alarm for 11AM for the next refresh of Alaska 1. Then Player X goes to work.
11AM. Player X turns off the alarm before it rings. He spends 30 minutes finishing up work before he starts his lunch break, where he plays Alaska 1 while eating frozen food. He updates his Google doc data on scaling. He then completes Florida 1 a bit early to avoid playing during work.
7PM. Player X gets off work and starts grinding Alaska 1 in the office for 2 hours. Frozen food is consumed somewhere in this timeline. Immediately following that, he completes the first pass of the newly opened Savage 1, followed by a refresh of Florida 1. It is now 10:30. He heads home to play Deadpool.[/spoiler]
Day 3[spoiler]5AM. Alarm rings. Player X gets up to complete Savage 1 followed by Florida 1. At 6:30AM he heads to work.
7AM. Work doesn’t start until 9:30. Player X microwaves some frozen food for breakfast, and eats while he grinds to complete Florida 1.
9AM. Florida 1 finishes and Alaska 2 opens. Players X starts rushing through Alaska 2 with boosts, so he can finish it before work starts.
11AM. Work is lighter today so Player X takes an early lunch break to complete Savage 1. He then checks his afternoon and schedules a “bathroom break” at 5PM for Alaska 2.
5PM. “Bathroom break”. In Alaska 2. 'Nuff said.
7PM. Player X gets off work. It’s Friday! But Player X goes home so he can get ready for the next grind.
9PM. Savage 1. Player X then spends a relaxing night updating scaling data. Enemy levels are getting incredibly high. Player X strategizes with alliance mates and concludes that early grind is better than no grind.
1AM. Alaska 2. Player X plays carefully, because scaling is getting high and he needs all the health packs he can get to score high on Savage 1. He sets an alarm for 3AM, when his health packs regen to full. He then goes to bed.[/spoiler]
Day 4[spoiler]3AM. Player X wakes up to alarm and attempts the hardest nodes in Savage 1. He wins once but fails twice. So much for “winfinite.” He uses 4 health packs, sets alarm for 5AM, and then goes back to bed.
5AM. Player X gets up. It’s Saturday, which means it’s time to MPQ like mad. He spends the next 3.5 hours grinding Savage 1, which ends at 9AM. The remaining 30 minutes are spent on Alaska 2, which also refreshes at 9AM.
9AM. Savage 1 ends, but Player X is furiously rushing through Alaska 2, which is getting fairly difficult. He is 10 minutes late to Florida 2 starting, but he has also solidified his placement in his bracket. It is 10AM by the time that is all over. He goes to make some breakfast after the grueling 5 hour grind. He then sets alarm for 12PM and goes to take a nap.
12PM. Player X wakes from his nap, slightly recharged. He plays some Deadpool followed by a slightly early run of Alaska 2 so he can be on-time for Florida 2 refresh, which is worth more points than Alaska. It is now 2PM, and Player X relaxes by having lunch while reading up on alliance mates griping about scaling.
3PM. Player X uses some health packs doing early attempts on the hardest node in Alaska 2, where even a tiny cascade on the enemy side equals instant death. He spends some health packs and sets alarms for when health packs are near full. He then browses forums to catch up on all the complaints about nerfs.
5PM. Player X starts his 4 hour grind to complete Alaska 2. Crazy scaling ensues.
9PM. Early grind paid off. Player X is now a tiny bit ahead of #2 from a strong finish in Alaska 2. Florida 2 refresh starts. Player X is enjoys a relaxing grind since Savage 2 does not start for another 12 hours. After all that, he gets some dinner and spends some time on things not MPQ. Hey, he has a life too, you know? Oh yes, don’t forget about the 5AM alarm.[/spoiler]
Day 5[spoiler]5AM. Florida 2 refresh. It is certainly a lot better not having to wake up at 3AM as well. Player X sets alarm for 9AM and goes back to bed.
9AM. Savage 2 starts, and it seems like the end is near. Player X rejoices and starts this happy Sunday with Deadpool daily quest and breakfast. Player X sets alarm for health packs refill.
11AM. Health packs full. Player X plays the hardest node to reduce risk of running out of health packs on the next refresh.
1PM. Florida 2 refresh again. Player X sets alarm for health pack regen and updates scaling data in preparation for Savage 2 refresh. Player X then eats lunch while having teams after teams of low level heroes die on the hardest node, in an attempt to scale down the enemy level. It goes down after 6 teams die, but came right back after a win. Player X gives up.
5PM. Savage 2 refresh arrives in the middle of the long final grind on Florida 2. Player X boosts on most missions to save health packs.
9PM. After 4 hours of early attempts and 4 hours final grind, Florida 2 ends. Player X celebrates his lead with some PvP grinding. 2 hours later, unable to climb the 166 wall in PvP, Player X decides to give up top 100 and gets ready for Savage 2 refresh.
1AM. Savage 2 refreshes. Enemies are already twice his rosters’ level. Player X contemplates waking up in the middle of the night for some early grinds, but decides against it. He sets alarm for 8AM.[/spoiler]
Day 6[spoiler]8AM. It’s Monday. Time for work. Player X tries to beat traffic but traffic beats him instead. At work, Player X sneaks in a Savage 2 run while eating breakfast. It’s good that Mondays are slow.
12PM. Lunch break. Player X does early grinds on the hardest nodes, gets lucky and completes a large amount of it. He checks the afternoon schedule and notes a good time for a break.
3PM. Meeting in an hour. Due to having some hard nodes done already, Player X is able to finish his early Savage 2 run quickly. In an obscure location.
6PM. The final, final grind starts. 2 hours in, Player X is out of health packs, but it looks like his main competitor has given up chasing, and Player X grinds goon nodes to secure a high score. Alliance messages come in: a sister alliance is dropping out of top 50.
9PM. Victory. Normally this is where Player X dances the victory dance, but the situation is dire in the sister alliance. Player X coordinates with commanders and brings his high score to the sister alliance. He drives home.
10PM. Player X enjoys dinner and a Taco run while continuing to monitor the alliance ranking. More top alliance mates sacrifice their position in the top alliance and join the sister alliance.
12AM. After 2 hours of frantic shuffling and merging in members from the PvP brother alliance, the event is finally over. The alliances cheer for their top 50 placement. Player X powers up his new Prof X.[/spoiler]
The End.
I hope you guys enjoyed this little horror story. I contemplated making a comic version of this into a video and get 1000 views, but I’m not sure if it would qualify as “gameplay”.