Please Hammer don't hurt em

I am starting a petition to get MC Hammer put in the game. I already came up with his power moves.

Blue: Too Legit to Quit - Hammer recovers a percentage of his health each turn

Yellow: Hammer Time - Hammer destroys tiles in a H pattern in the middle of the board

Purple: Can’t touch This - If there are more than 6 purple tiles on the board, Hammer Hammer Dances away from attacks.

Please take a second to sign below to support the cause. Together we can get this beloved hero into Marvel Puzzle Quest. Thank for your time.

Black: Parachute Pants Dance Attack - SHIELD forces drop in via parachute and wipe out the entire board

Entourage: when the target of damaging abilities, Hammer surrounds himself with his teammates. They each take half the damage, and all his money.

/sign
Is Mr. T also coming?

LoL Mr. T.

I ain’t getting on no plane = blue = stuns and creates a gold chain tile

Mohawk rage = purple = steals 1 AP from each color

I pity the fool = hits all enemies for 1000 for each gold chain tile

T would crush Hammer

Ridiculous.

They’ almost never create a character without green and/or red skills.

I was resisting the urge to respond to this thread, but anything combining MC Hammer and Mr. T is simply too much to be ignored. To this day I cannot say any variation of too legit to quit without doing the corresponding hand gesture. That video is just pure entertainment despite the fact that I have no idea what is going on. There’s one part where he’s working out on a heavy bag in a gym that’s ON FIRE! That’s just how legit he is. Also the Mr. T cartoon should be mandatory viewing in schools. Every grade. Every class. At least once a week. The world would be a better place. Pity the fool!

That’s it people! Our voices will be heard! Tell your alliance mates to support the cause.

Now, I’m not exactly an expert in graphical design but…

D3/Demiurge - I think THIS might grab your attention…

REUSEABLE ART ASSET ALERT

Somewhere, on the internet, a teenager is looking at this thread and saying “huh?”

Where I’m looking at it and saying “oh, god why?”

Lol @ “reusable art asset detected”.
Lol’d really hard at remembering Mr. T. uppercutting the shark.