Lord tempos, Thirstyguts, evil one, tree of poon… To seek refuge you must be willing to offer sanctum like those have before you. Current tribute stands at 1200 hp but as our group expands so does the need for adamantium polish and clean linens. With each new convert the great landlord d3 requires an additional 100 hp so 1300 1400 etc. They’ve waived the security deposit so it’s cool.
Our devotees reached somewhere between 25-27 in the hallowed alliance “leader boards” and averaged close to 700 each. Most finishing top 10. While these are not requirements they are the result of good people having fun and being ACTIVE which is what we truly want.
Let me know where your patch stands, your top 3 guys (including levels), your typical tourney performance and if you’re able to provide the hp to pay for the new brothers. If you are worthy and not of phallic personality you will find a home
In revealing himself to me, The Patch has chosen to take the form of a level 103 3/5/5 nigh-invincible warrior.
His presence is sullied by the company of similarly leveled men of Iron and Spiders, and a smattering of under-leveled but well-covered three star pretenders.
I am well supplied in both Iso and HP from my foolish and heretical past, and I would consider it an honor to allow the light of His majesty to shine on another wayward soul.
As for personality, I am humble before The Patch and willing to conduct myself as such, with honor for my brothers.
The Patch, whom I do serve with devotion, hast known the full 141 truths of the berserker. He has chosen often the travelling companions of the Widow (85) or the Lord of Magnetics (85) and more recently the Man of Spiders or the Panther Black.
i can pave the way for another and should my offering be sufficient I can join within the hour once my obligations are concluded for the day.
I am usually within the top 10 within competition dependant upon what fate the mighty patch chooses to bestow upon me.
Thirsty guts has made an opening so you can apply, slot expansion is now up to 1300. If that’s acceptable let me know, I’ll approve and promote so you can make a slot for one of the other 2 people who want in
Patch art only 3/3/2 lvl 38, but Punisher is thy holy 141. Accompanying him are his trusty hoes, Man-Spider and the blackest of Widows, though the master of Magnetism is closely approaching. Though time is mine most precious commodity, thou stillest finishes higher than most. I have 1600hp for tribute to join the most holy of holy Alliances.
Tempos called “dibs” so he’ll get the first slot, once he opens another we’ll lather rinse and repeat with you. In the mean time you can apply to the alliance- ace of blades and once we sort through the paperwork you’ll get processed fairly quickly since I’m off today
It looks like someone already accepted you and gave you commander status, so add the slot for the grower of poon and proceed to the members lounge please
Dulodulo, I’m glad to see you’ve returned seeking full membership. The price to restock the minibar will be 1600 hp after nighteyes is done with his facility upgrades. Howd you do in the last tournament? We will open our doors to you as a prospective member. If you choose to expand our empire you shall be promoted as those before you. Please visit the members lounge for orientation. I believe thirstyguts made lemonade
