The Official Alliance Rivalry Beef thread

[system]

Most of us alliances have at least one nemesis alliance that always hovers near our position in the rankings and it’s time for the tinykitty gloves to come off to stir up some tinykitty.

DISCLAIMER: Jovial humorous taunting only. Stick to the forum rules of conduct. DO NOT PARTICIPATE if you are not OK to be made fun of.

Us CareBears find ourselves in the unpleasant company of the Thunderkittens far too often in the rankings. Your cartoon reference is inferior and we shall thoroughly trounce you in the season rankings. Your mother was a hamster and your father smellt of elderberries - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBHPmYIxaiI

Let the mayhem commence!

[system]

Alliance funny Rivalry…oh I like it ^^

Ace of Blades had always been these last days in front or behind us…and still in the season 1.
I already had some fights with OTERSEY & qtquazar to choose between communal/communist stick, toothpick…even if I’m pretty sur the Church of Patches use the Claws…all the time & we all know it !

Now OTERSEY has been transformed as an “Atomic bear”… so I don’t have the right powers to fight against him !
Maybe why Daken Classic doesn’t want to show up in the rewards ? I bet.

If someone got any advices/clues ? I will be happy you share with me.
Thanks to consider my serious question.

Otherwise, Care Bear Stare…want invade my thread…with all the cutie bears “Câlinours & Bisounours”…
I can’t even fight pretty little bears…

My guess…all the Bears are getting seriously crazy with the lack of hamsters for the servers…I really think so.

[system]

Care bears go CRAZY and take over the Thunderkitties and help themselves to some Swag!

[system]

I came for the beef and left hungry
BASTARDS

[system]

Just find some beef for you TU1

I hope it’s your size ?

Oh wait I’m too kind !!!
Where is your weapon ? It’s Alliance Rivalry here !

[system]

Behold my deadliest weapon. The TinyKitty Bazooka

[system]

@TheUnwiseOne

Behold my deadliest weapon. The TinyKitty Bazooka

Terrifying !!!

Is Kittycat also sold with it ?

I beat you when you want with my weapon of choice !

Edit : I think Brigitte Bardot should definetely locked this thread very soon

[danikalil]

We come to taunt the Ace of Blades. They’re wrongfully and purposefully trying to steal our covers. We resent that.

We know it’s personal! We know you envy our beautiful sigs, and our “sit back and be welcome” thread.

Most of all, we know you want to steal our Canadians. Well, you won’t get them! And it’s no use trying to communicate using French code. I can read French
(can’t speak or write, though, lol).

We’d challenge your Patches to face our Spidey, but…oops. They’ve gone and nerfed him.
Face the fury of our Bagman…nope. Sold him.

When we have a good enough Mags to drain your adamantium through your pores, we’ll be back! MWAHAHAHA!

[Arogntbastrd]

@danikalil

We come to taunt the Ace of Blades. They’re wrongfully and purposefully trying to steal our covers. We resent that.

We know it’s personal! We know you envy our beautiful sigs, and our “sit back and be welcome” thread.

Most of all, we know you want to steal our Canadians. Well, you won’t get them! And it’s no use trying to communicate using French code. I can read French
(can’t speak or write, though, lol).

We’d challenge your Patches to face our Spidey, but…oops. They’ve gone and nerfed him.
Face the fury of our Bagman…nope. Sold him.

When we have a good enough Mags to drain your adamantium through your pores, we’ll be back! MWAHAHAHA!

Haha, unless we’ve bumped you down to 101 we probably haven’t cost you too many covers. I didn’t know we had a rival. Uh, let’s see, what are the kids shouting at each other on the Internet these days. Your leader is a tyrant who’s not as nice in private as he appears to be in public and your alliance uses boosts! BURN!

[tbighead21]

@Arogntbastrd

@danikalil

We come to taunt the Ace of Blades. They’re wrongfully and purposefully trying to steal our covers. We resent that.

We know it’s personal! We know you envy our beautiful sigs, and our “sit back and be welcome” thread.

Most of all, we know you want to steal our Canadians. Well, you won’t get them! And it’s no use trying to communicate using French code. I can read French
(can’t speak or write, though, lol).

We’d challenge your Patches to face our Spidey, but…oops. They’ve gone and nerfed him.
Face the fury of our Bagman…nope. Sold him.

When we have a good enough Mags to drain your adamantium through your pores, we’ll be back! MWAHAHAHA!

Haha, unless we’ve bumped you down to 101 we probably haven’t cost you too many covers. I didn’t know we had a rival. Uh, let’s see, what are the kids shouting at each other on the Internet these days. Your leader is a tyrant who’s not as nice in private as he appears to be in public and your alliance uses boosts! BURN!

Saw the name ArogntBastrd and just wanted to say the Arrogant Bastard beer by Stone is awesome. Stone is My favorite brewery.

[tbighead21]

@Arogntbastrd

@danikalil

We come to taunt the Ace of Blades. They’re wrongfully and purposefully trying to steal our covers. We resent that.

We know it’s personal! We know you envy our beautiful sigs, and our “sit back and be welcome” thread.

Most of all, we know you want to steal our Canadians. Well, you won’t get them! And it’s no use trying to communicate using French code. I can read French
(can’t speak or write, though, lol).

We’d challenge your Patches to face our Spidey, but…oops. They’ve gone and nerfed him.
Face the fury of our Bagman…nope. Sold him.

When we have a good enough Mags to drain your adamantium through your pores, we’ll be back! MWAHAHAHA!

Haha, unless we’ve bumped you down to 101 we probably haven’t cost you too many covers. I didn’t know we had a rival. Uh, let’s see, what are the kids shouting at each other on the Internet these days. Your leader is a tyrant who’s not as nice in private as he appears to be in public and your alliance uses boosts! BURN!

Saw the name ArogntBastrd and just wanted to say the Arrogant Bastard beer by Stone is awesome. Stone is My favorite brewery.

[system]

@Arogntbastrd

Haha, unless we’ve bumped you down to 101 we probably haven’t cost you too many covers. I didn’t know we had a rival. Uh, let’s see, what are the kids shouting at each other on the Internet these days. Your leader is a tyrant who’s not as nice in private as he appears to be in public and your alliance uses boosts! BURN!

Me ?! A tyrant ?! (maybe a tyrant of jokes…if you want…)
If I, was a tyrant, you should be all tinykitty Bisounours or Câlinours…and I know nobody want to see that !
Oh, and for the things should be clear…we never ever use boosts or I deprive my alliance of Lazy Daken ! Oh well…

Wait, I have the best. Insult. Ever. Of the day

Cheap soccer jersey !

FREEZE Arogntbastrd beer !

Edit : Sorry dani I can’t even thumb up your post…and evil trick from Care Bear Stare…I bet !

[system]

Where do I buy delicious alliance beef? I see nothing here but dry, inedible words.

Guy in other thread sold me delightful sunglasses. They have label ‘Oaklee’ and only cost $49.99 in Canadian mooseheads.

[system]

@qtquazar

Where do I buy delicious alliance beef?

You don’t even know your own butcher qtquazar ?

@qtquazar

I see nothing here but dry, inedible words.

So you deny your own commander as well, arogntbastrd ? Wow…there’s gonna be other fights !

@qtquazar

Guy in other thread sold me delightful sunglasses. They have label ‘Oaklee’ and only cost $49.99 in Canadian mooseheads.

Canadians…Always Canadians…People…the invasion is near !

[system]

I have decided that it would not be fair to wage war against a single alliance so I call you all out by giving you beef

Don’t make me use it

[system]

Better watch out CareBears. Us Thunderkittens are very sneaky

[ironsmudgie]

@Milkrain

Most of us alliances have at least one nemesis alliance that always hovers near our position in the rankings and it’s time for the tinykitty gloves to come off to stir up some tinykitty.

DISCLAIMER: Jovial humorous taunting only. Stick to the forum rules of conduct. DO NOT PARTICIPATE if you are not OK to be made fun of.

Us CareBears find ourselves in the unpleasant company of the Thunderkittens far too often in the rankings. Your cartoon reference is inferior and we shall thoroughly trounce you in the season rankings. Your mother was a hamster and your father smellt of elderberries - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBHPmYIxaiI

Let the mayhem commence!

Hmm. Thunderkittens 5 spots ahead of CareBearStare in Heavy Metak PVP…

[Bacon_Pants]

@tbighead21

@Arogntbastrd

Haha, unless we’ve bumped you down to 101 we probably haven’t cost you too many covers. I didn’t know we had a rival. Uh, let’s see, what are the kids shouting at each other on the Internet these days. Your leader is a tyrant who’s not as nice in private as he appears to be in public and your alliance uses boosts! BURN!

Saw the name ArogntBastrd and just wanted to say the Arrogant Bastard beer by Stone is awesome. Stone is My favorite brewery.

Look what you started you jerk!
And you don’t even like the beer…

[Arogntbastrd]

Haha, I was about to repost “it tastes like tree bark!”

Bacon pants and I are officially besties now.

[system]

@ironsmudgie

@Milkrain

Most of us alliances have at least one nemesis alliance that always hovers near our position in the rankings and it’s time for the tinykitty gloves to come off to stir up some tinykitty.

DISCLAIMER: Jovial humorous taunting only. Stick to the forum rules of conduct. DO NOT PARTICIPATE if you are not OK to be made fun of.

Us CareBears find ourselves in the unpleasant company of the Thunderkittens far too often in the rankings. Your cartoon reference is inferior and we shall thoroughly trounce you in the season rankings. Your mother was a hamster and your father smellt of elderberries - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBHPmYIxaiI

Let the mayhem commence!

Hmm. Thunderkittens 5 spots ahead of CareBearStare in Heavy Metak PVP…

I take the blame on this one. I actually fell asleep mid-game while making my final push.

Anyone know what the final tally was between Thunderkittens and CareBearStare.

I shall return with a vengeance and serve those kittens some shame-pie.