ThisClemFandango vs Uncle Ben Parker

Battle of the Bingo Hall! Rumble in the Discount Aisle at WalMart! Nap time is over! These two old geezers are ready to throwdown! It’s the rematch you have been waiting for after the Devs scored the last as “F in Chat”!

Tale of the Tape:

In the red corner weighing in at 686 687 comments, The Forum Manager with THE mostest, THIS IS CLEM FANDANGOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Strengths: Knows his comedy quotations!
Weaknesses: His granddaughters artwork sucks

And in the blue corner, weighing in at whatever a small to medium size urn weighs. UNCLE BEN “BOMBER” PARKER!

Strengths: Right hook wham!
Weaknesses: Is dead.

LET’S GET IT ON!

ThisClemFandango vs Uncle Ben Parker
  • Clemfandango puts him down in the first!
  • Uncle Ben uppercut in the second and it is all over!
  • They are still circling each other slowly, the crowd went home 20 minutes ago
  • Neither could climb into the ring, creaky joints!
  • F in Chat! F IN THE CHAT!!! Have you ever seen an F like that???
  • This was all a big misunderstanding and they went to the pub to play dominoes
  • OTHER!
  • SUPPORTS IN PVP - YES!
  • SUPPORTS IN PVP - NO!
0 voters

The weaknesses lmao. Well done daz, well done :clap:

I think Clem has it, on account of Ben being an ex-person. If Ben were an X-Person, on the other hand, he’d win.

Scofie I thought you were my mate!
Unbelievable

I’m a total frickin’ rock star from Mars - winning
C’mon bro, I got tiger blood - winning
You borrow my brain and be like “Dude, can’t handle it”
Win here, win there, win win everywhere, where

This song also applies to me, I can’t believe I’m the only one who said I’d win!
You are all lucky I’m not in the position of authority cause I would strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger

I only had you winning in round 1 because Uncle Ben is already dead BUT I did have to consider that someone might throw the urn at you hence you going down in round 2.

This is an important thread but if I can derail it a bit I’d like to talk about supports in PVP and how they are the only reason I keep playing this game and / or the reason I am quitting this game

How dare you. Why if I had a moderator summoning spell I would use it right now.

You could at least have voted for Uncle Ben before your Supports laden filth.

Apart from that I agree completely.

You deserve a moderator spot, and a seat on the MPQ board to save the game!!!

How many superpowered nephews does Clem have? Zero right? I’d just tell Spider-Man Clem killed his uncle Ben.

@DAZ0273 said:

@rainkingucd said:
This is an important thread but if I can derail it a bit I’d like to talk about supports in PVP and how they are the only reason I keep playing this game and / or the reason I am quitting this game

How dare you. Why if I had a moderator summoning spell I would use it right now.

You could at least have voted for Uncle Ben before your Supports laden filth.

Apart from that I agree completely.

I was going to reply to the original post but wasn’t able to because of my rage at his selfishness.
Can I talk about the game?
No, get out

The idea of these two circling each other, throwing snarky remarks back and forth while nothing actually happens, and the crowd slowly nodding off gets my vote. Made me chuckle.

Great post, Daz!

Wouldn’t Bagman be the one throwing snarky remarks?

@ThisisClemFandango said:

@Scofie said:
I think Clem has it, on account of Ben being an ex-person. If Ben were an X-Person, on the other hand, he’d win.

Scofie I thought you were my mate!
Unbelievable

There were so many other play on words I could have gone for. T-Rex-Person and Hex- Person both had MPQ vibes. But most important was the first line - I had your back all along… :wink:

Zombie Dr Strange was seen hovering around nearby so they are both off down The Winchester to wait for this to blow over

You could throw him into this fight too and I still wouldn’t know who would win.

@DAZ0273 said:

@rainkingucd said:
This is an important thread but if I can derail it a bit I’d like to talk about supports in PVP and how they are the only reason I keep playing this game and / or the reason I am quitting this game

How dare you. Why if I had a moderator summoning spell I would use it right now.

You could at least have voted for Uncle Ben before your Supports laden filth.

Apart from that I agree completely.

Do you not? I have a moderator summoning spell. Watch this!

! @Scofie - SMITE HIM!

@rainkingucd said:

@DAZ0273 said:

@rainkingucd said:
This is an important thread but if I can derail it a bit I’d like to talk about supports in PVP and how they are the only reason I keep playing this game and / or the reason I am quitting this game

How dare you. Why if I had a moderator summoning spell I would use it right now.

You could at least have voted for Uncle Ben before your Supports laden filth.

Apart from that I agree completely.

Do you not? I have a moderator summoning spell. Watch this!

! @Scofie - SMITE HIM!

No! AWAY! Shields up! Uhm…HELP!

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WE CANT REPEL FIREPOWER OF THAT MAGNITUDE!

@rainkingucd said:

@DAZ0273 said:

@rainkingucd said:
This is an important thread but if I can derail it a bit I’d like to talk about supports in PVP and how they are the only reason I keep playing this game and / or the reason I am quitting this game

How dare you. Why if I had a moderator summoning spell I would use it right now.

You could at least have voted for Uncle Ben before your Supports laden filth.

Apart from that I agree completely.

Do you not? I have a moderator summoning spell. Watch this!

! @Scofie - SMITE HIM!

Consider them all smote!

Edit: Oh hang on, it’s a bit lonely here now. OK, I’ll unsmite them. Errm seem to have awoken Uncle Ben too. At least we can find out what @ThisisClemFandango is really made of now.

Edit: I found out. [Shivers]

As you were.