Time to Nitpick Enhanced!

Looks like we’re commencing Enhanced season.

A Noprize to whoever can figure out what the criteria are for being considered Enhanced.

Looks like we’re including:

  • Anyone who has been bitten by a radioactive spider
  • Anyone who has been enhanced by Apocalypse
  • Anyone who has been bombarded by cosmic rays
  • Anyone who has metal or bionic limbs grafted to them such as arms, tails or adamantium
  • Venom (Eddie Brock) but not Anti-Venom (Eddie Brock) or Carnage
  • Heralds of Galactus
  • Immortal Iron Fist, Lin Lie Iron Fist but not Danny Rand
  • Anyone who has participated in a science experiment

And many more! But still somehow less than half the roster.

P. S. If someone qualifies as a technologist they seem to be excluded, otherwise Doctors Octopus and Doom probably would qualify as would Tony Stark for his chest reactor implant. Also slightly mysterious are the inclusions of Kamala Khan (isn’t she a mutant now) and Black Widow.

Wait, what??? Heralds of Galactus are cosmic!!! Cosmic is it’s own separate power rating in Marvel lore! Because the Fantastic Four went in to space like idiots without space radiation shielding does not make them the same as a true cosmic powered character!

Also also, female Thors are Enhanced, including Peggy, but Odinson Thors are not.

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I suppose Thor is the base for it, he was born with the potential for his powers and Mjolnir is just a conduit through which he channels them. Everybody else (apart from BRB) only gets the power by being worthy to lift the hammer.

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Ah, but Bill apparently is Enhanced!

Throg is not.

Per Wikipedia:

“Via Korbinite science, Bill was physically augmented and given the attributes of an indigenous wild beast (a process that killed all of Bill’s predecessors).”

seems to fit the ….bill

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Next observation: 5 Wanda = enhanced

3 Wanda not enhanced.

Quicksilver also not enhanced.

From a comic lore point of view I’d say they’re not enhanced. (Feel free to disagree.) Age of Ultron movie refers to the twins as “enhanced” a couple of times iirc. Do we conclude from this that WandaVision Wanda is the MCU one and it’s a reference, but Wanda 3 is the comics version?

Wanda and Quicksilver are a complete mess.

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He got merged with a horse…

Omega red is not enhanced because he’s a regular mutant but horseman OR is because he’s enhanced by apocalypse.

Regular beast is just a mutant, but dark beast is a mutant enhanced by apocalypse, but he does not count as enhanced

Do we know how OR is enhanced by Apocalypse? He just seems to have been given a hoodie!

“Omega Red, wear this hoodie and you will get extra powers like, uhm, you can now make Gangsta Rap videos and hang around outside the local 7/11! Oh and it covers up any bald spots! Enhanced!”

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Hmmm, so maybe the robe is what is enhanced. It comes with +2 armor, +1 strength, and bonus damage to tentacle based attacks

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Just when I was beginning to think that Enhanced wasn’t giving us good fodder for debate!

The in game bio suggests the tentacles are not part of his mutant ability. Also he’s enhanced by Weapon X prior to being enhanced by Apocalypse? I don’t know how accurate that is, most of my X-Men source material knowledge is 60s, 70s, 80s, 00s leaving a swiss cheese of gaps for the 90s.

If correct, it does serve to underscore that tentacles for Doc Ock don’t count as enhanced but tentacles for Omega Red does. Presumably the difference is that Doc Ock did it to himself/is also a technologist. Can we say that Enhanced category is Technophobic?

Enhance

I found OR at 7-11

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If there’s no response from @DAZ0273 for a while it’s because he’s writing lyrics to Omega Red’s next hit single.

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Don’t miss out on OR’s newest single, Carbonadium Synthesized off his debut album, Lyrical Apocalypse.

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Omega Red in Da house!
Uh uh
Time to get real
Your life force I’m gonna steal
I’m wearing a hoodie
I ain’t no goodie!
In the club or in the palladium
My armour’s Carbonadium!
From the moment Apocalypse glanced
Boom baby, I’m enhanced!
Having a good time before?
Ha ha, tentacle death spore!
All the super soldiers in the club go “Hey!!! Ho!!!”

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A rock falls from the sky.

A girl finds it, and then she has flame powers.

Sounds like Enhanced to me! So what’s up with Firebird not having it?

Since MCU rocket was depicted as experimentally enhanced by high evo, I petition that 4* rocket should get the enhanced affiliation.

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The 3’s desciption reads: “Rocket Raccoon, the cybernetically enhanced raccoon, and Groot….”

It’s a bit hard to pin down but it seems like generally he is a modified animal as introduced.

I believe the 4 is supposed to be the MCU version so that seems like a no-brainer for him to be part of the affiliation.

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