Time to flex our comedic genius and in honor of Deadpool lets see how many MPQ moves we can turn into a poop joke. Lets start one at a time and see how many of the powers we can do, also maybe try to use tinykitty as a last resort. Ill go first
Captain Marvel -Photonic Blasts
Colonic Blasts
Deadpool: A Little Out of the Bottom
Black Panther - Defensive Skidmarks
Juggernaut - Headbutt 
Apologize in advance but:
Anal Rupture
Deadpool: Life of the Potty
Colon Storm
Switch A Poo
Peeing Factor
Also:
Flame Jet (No changes needed to that one)
Hulk - Thunderous Crap
Sentry: Anal Rupture
Note: most of Human Torch’s powers work fine as is. Dude eats a lot of Mexican food.
I got beaten to the punch on both these jokes.
Bag-Man: Switch Yer Poo
I’ll show myself out.
C Mag, Methanized Projectile
and of course Daken and Torch are fine as they are.
Cmags - Magnetized Projectile
Magnum sized poopjectile
And both by me. Either great minds or simple jokes that I got to first. 
Black Panther - Rage in the Porcelain
Aggressive rectum?
Lcap: Peemaker?
Daredevil: rectal sense and (forgive me) ass bush
Falcon: Turd strike! I’m having way too much fun with this