Top 5 Dinosaurs, and top 5 Pirates

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In honor of Ixalan being released, I thought we might try a forum game for a change.

Here’s mine:

Dinosaurs

  1. Stegosaurus [edit - no, wait, Kentrosaurus! I’ve just found it. It looks badass!]
  2. Spinosaurus
  3. That nodosaurus they found in Canada. YOU CAN SEE IT’S FACE!
  4. Parasaurolophus. Sleek design.
  5. The baby from Dinosaurs.

Pirates

  1. The Dread Pirate Roberts
  2. Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island
  3. Ancilla Van De Leest, former leader of the Netherlands’ Pirate Party.
  4. This guy
  5. These guys
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Man, you forgot G&S’ The Pirate King

Cannot attack orphans.

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Was just going to add Kevin Kline to the list!

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Does she count as a pirate (technically no, I know…) but I’m still counting her as top pirate.

But just in case… other top pirate

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Come on, guys! This random naming of pirates is not how this game is played at all! Let’s see some top 5 lists!

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  1. The Ice Pirates
  2. The Pittsburgh Pirates
  3. Piratebay.org
  4. A local pizza shop called Pizza Pirates
  5. The Pirates of Dark Water (short lived 90’s cartoon that I had to Google the name to remember)
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Sheesh @shteev. Fine. I’ll do it your way.

Dinosaurs:
stegosaurus (obv)
plesiasaur (Nessie)
icthyosaur (also Nessie)
pterodactyl
and one of the little floofy ones… chickens?

pirates:
Kevin Kline as the Pirate King
The dread pirate Roberts
my character from the piratey Assassins Creed
my character from Sid Meier’s Pirates
The one from treasure island—super piratey!

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Ok:
Top Pirates;

  1. Ching Shih
  2. G&S’ Pirate King and his crew
  3. The Kei Pirate Guild
  4. Robur the Conqueror
  5. Torrent Users
    Top Dinosaurs;
  6. Last Dinosaur - The Pillows
  7. Walk the Dinosaur - Was (Not Was)
  8. Dinosaur - King Crimson
  9. Dinosaur Laser Fight - NSP
  10. The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here - Alice in Chains
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Dinosaurs:

Raptor Jesus
Devil Dinosaur (from Marvel Comics)
Dorothy (from The Wiggles)
Baby Sinclair (from ABC’s Dinosaurs)
Rex (from Toy Story)

Pirates:

Long John Silver (Tim Curry in “Muppet Treasure Island”)
Morgan Adams (Geena Davis in “Cutthroat Island”)
Hector Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush in “Pirates of the Caribbean”)
Zanzibar (Dreadnoks’ pirate from G.I. Joe)
Guybrush Threepwood (from the Monkey Island video game series)

Bonus pirate: Patchy the Pirate (from Spongebob Squarepants)

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Dinosaurs

  1. Triceratops (a classic)
  2. Styracosaurus (Triceratops with more horns; what’s not to love?)
  3. Stegasaurus
  4. Giganotosaurus (the largest theropod; larger, even, than T-Rex)
  5. Brachiosaurus

Pirates

  1. Geoffrey Rush as Barbosa in Pirates of the Caribbean
  2. Edward Kenway (Assassin’s Creed character)
  3. Charles Vane (one of the most notoriously villainous pirates; very nasty dude)
  4. Bartholomew Roberts, aka Black Bart; the “most successful” pirate
  5. Anne Bonny, because she was a she
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Wesley was not really a pirate.

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Can Vampires get some love?

In no particular order.

  1. Count Orlok - Nosferatu
  2. Alucard - Hellsing
  3. Rayne - Bloodrayne
  4. The Count - Sesame Street
  5. Count Chocula - Breakfast Cereal
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Dinosaurs:

  1. Dino from the Flinstones
  2. Godzilla
  3. Reptar
  4. The T-Rex who eats the dude off the toilet in Jurassic Park.
  5. Baby Sinclair

Pirates:

  1. Don’t care
  2. Don’t care
  3. Don’t care
  4. Don’t care
  5. One-eyed Willy

Important note: Wesltey was not a pirate.

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Let’s see, Vampires:

  1. Yara-ma-yha-who
  2. Obayuifo
  3. Mandurugo
  4. Camazotz
  5. Dearg Due

Good luck pronouncing those though

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You do realise that Wesley spent several years sailing the high seas, plundering ships, and murdering everone that he met, right?

[edit] Westley. Damn, you got me doing it…

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Shut up Wesley

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I’m not sure I see what this has to do with Ixalan, but yeah, why not :slight_smile:

  1. Count Duckula
  2. Cassidy
  3. Durham Red
  4. Selene
  5. Spike
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Ixalan is supposed to have white vampires right?

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Yes
https://magic.wizards.com/en/products/ixalan/cards

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Well of course I do, but he did it to make his fortune so he could settle down with his true love. This makes it a moonlighting gig – you’ve got to have your heart in it to be a pirate.