Even just a simple “Not today, folks,” (with similar announcements on the daily) will suffice.
Sincerely,
Every single one of us.
^
Sorry for the delay. We know everyone is super excited to hear more about Ixalan. We’re just waiting on final approval for the blog post, and then we’ll be able to start posting content!
Thanks for your patience!
Groovy. Thanks for the update! 
Thank you for checking in!
Thank you for your patience too dealing with us all.
Are we there yet??
January the 31st is just about to end here 
You wouldn’t post January’s Q&A in February, would you
I feel like I’m waiting for the laundry to ding without realizing I never turned it on.
It’s already February 1st in the first half of the world. Any possibility it will be released today?
Refreshing the forum way more frequently than I should today 
Give us something! 
You could even do a wotc and just reveal parts of a paragraph of text in various threads so we have to piece them together ourselves
There must be a hell of a lot of information if it takes this long to organize it, edit it, and release it. It must be like 100 pages long.
I think we could get at least info about mechanics. It should not be difficult
Im sure the whole text is more than ready and they are just waiting for confirmation from the boss to be able to drop it. Bosses take it easy 
Next coalition event (against d3 boss) each fight increase probability of publish. Secondary objectives includes: begging more than 3 times, less than 2 curse words, not bitting your fingernails..
What does that even mean???
It really shouldn’t take more than a day to approve a blog post.
It’s a reference to the sarcasm on forum topic I see. Well played @Brigby well played