Seriously? I know that points are extremely rare and precious, but come on. Such a dumb noob.
A genuine entertainer 
Gonna break my shield in an hour, so i would appreciate it, if nobody attacks me until i can re-shield at 100. Thanks.
What type of idiot? Im pretty sure the unwise one…
Does this qualify as prop comedy? If so you are now the Carrot Top of MPQ. 
I am on to your tricks. You are trying to protect yourself from losing all the hard work of losing and retreating you did early to get that precious 500 spot. 
Some other lowbie might attack you, and lose and then gain that 500 spot.
It’s not about the HP. It’s about sending a message.
And the message is
This is hilarious! Thanks for the entertainment, TU1 (a.k.a. Team-Up 1)
Don’t be jealous of my mad shielding skills. I am here to teach my ways. You must:
Enter bracket
Tank down to 500th
Put up a shield as quickly as possible
Laugh at all those losing points while i stay protected
Find nodes worth no more than 14 points
Shield at 100
Find nodes worth no more than 18 points
Shield just below 300 in case of attack before you reach cover token
Get token
Re-shield
Break shield
Get scared and re-shield
Slowly make my way to 900 points repeating steps Shield- Re-shield
When pvp is in it’s last hour, put up a 24 hour shield.
Claim my 2 covers at a measly 2400HP cost in shields.
So that’s where I’ve been going wrong…
I think now I’ve seen it all
Thanks, TU1 
Hilarious post! We should all give you defensive wins just for laughs.
The same type of idiot that uses AT&T as their mobile carrier apparently.
Thank you for doing this. You are the man.
who is team up 1, lol?
Funny read
Interestingly, even at such an absurd scenario, you would still make a “profit”. Since each 3* covers cost 1250,spending 2400 nets you a profit of 100 hp
Goes to show why ppl goes to such length to shield hop.. Since its profitable
Step 1 - Enter bracket
Step 2 - Tank to 500
Step 3 - Shield
Step 4 - Shield hop your way to victory
Step 5 - Profit!!
You also forgot to mention if you have BWGS max covered already!! Also why not spend the extra 300 HP to get to 1100 to sell your 6th red torch? I know you want to!!
My bracket leader has been shield-hopping from 400 points onwards - they must really want some GSBW bad.
I’ve got somebody in the 1 to 2 * transition shielded at 400 points in my bracket. Pretty sure it’s not intended for our amusement.
I never played PvP during that transition, so I have no idea what the dynamic is like down there, but I’d imagine the same way 2* rosters hit a wall at 700ish, 1* rosters would hit one earlier.