OK. Let’s see what the answers will be.
Who’s going to be the craziest player for MPQ ? You can tick up to 5 options.
Sneak out of work - take car over to the remote edge of mall parking lot - grind out last 30min of event - come up with lame story to explain absence.
All of the above, minus playing while doing the nasty.
While subbing in an elementary school setting, where there’s are young marvel fans. Wait…does that count?
Are these weird places/situations? Excluding the sex one, these are the usual situations where I can play MPQ. Probably these are the ONLY situations where I play MPQ. Most of my playtime in the events is done while in bed, when the rest of the house is asleep.
I’m pretty sure my wife thinks I have irritable bowel syndrome.
While riding a shark on a rocket through the air with 500lbs of explosives strapped to it into an active volcano
He said “weirdest” I thought everyone did that…
My bad
All of the above. ALL. Plus while mowing the lawn, at work, on speakerphone, playing behind someone’s back during a hug, while at the urinal (be alert that way people don’t think your taking #### pics). MPQ has been thru pretty much all life scenarios since Aug/Sept. 2013. Maybe I’ll name my next pet “Nerf”after all the fond memories.
A funeral. I felt so wrong and so right at the same time.
All good, at least that’s what I thought. 
At work. Non-stop.
Also, pretty much any time I’m in the toilets.
Nothing better than getting paid to Puzzle Quest! 
While sitting at a table at a bar, enjoying my 4th or 5th Yuengling, while a fight broke out between two guys next to me. I picked up my beer and stood up, still playing, as my table had gotten knocked over after a guy had been thrown into it seconds after.