Welcome, lovers of the Head! Yes, this is what you have been waiting for - a battle to determine Head greatness! Now before we head to the poll, you can get a head start on your favourite below if you head in that direction! Let’s put our heads together and choose!
He needs no introduction I am sure having featured in the hit movie Ant Man 3! Wait, what…you didn’t see that? Oh. Well you can work it out.
You know I am sure they thought having The Hulk’s arch nemesis be really smart with a big head was a great concept but really, it just gives Hulk more to aim for. If the Leader truly was that smart, he would go and pick on Hawkeye or Jarvis the butler or something.
The Supreme Intelligence is not as it appears to be a giant pickle but is instead a giant HEAD…in a jar. The collective genius of an entire race and they chose that design? He looks like a blob of Galactus snot BUT don’t underestimate him! He can’t punch you or actually run or survive outside his jar but he is already plotting your doom!
There are some things in life which are beautiful works of art, they improve the experience of humanity and shine like treasure. This is not that of course, it is much better! The dismembered zombie head of Deadpool with a rotor blade hat. So many ideas, so little time why wait when we can smash it all together?
Ah, Deaths Head! What’s cooler than a robotic bounty hunter with a giant metal skull for a head? Well if you don’t want to get shot then nothing, eh?
The 1980’s gave us many great things: Robots who could transform into other things being one such of these! But then somebody at Hasbro had a better idea and also access to the firms cocaine supply - Headmasters! Tiny little men who become the heads of robots! And you know which part of a toy always gets immediately lost? The tiny little man bit (I have still never found my little guy from the James Bond Aston Martin ejector seat - he ejected once and was never seen again)! But no problem - it’s not like our robot has lost an important part of it or anything!
Created by Steve Gerber in the 70’s, The Headmen were of course the product of many magic mushro…wait, he wasn’t high??? I can’t explain the Headmen so I will just leave you with this from their redheaded member:
You think your life is hard but you are not Ego, the Living Planet. You never get invited to any Cosmic Tea Parties because you are a planet sized floating purple head rocking a sex pest beard. It isn’t Ego’s fault he is evil - look what life did to him.
Stewie Griffin has an American Football for a head which makes him different to the rest of our crew but not inferior in any way!
Legal Notice: Please note - all poll options have the same weighting for yes or no in terms of their importance to existence itself- I won’t judge you! For those of you who are neutral, that is OK too - you can choose other and have your own say or just not do anything at all!
- M.O.D.O.K
- The Leader
- Supreme Intelligence
- Headpool
- Deaths Head
- The Headmasters
- The Headmen
- Ego, The Living Planet
- Stewie Griffin
- Other! Give us a heads up!
But as you are here…why not enjoy the Head available?
