So all these new confession threads reminded me that no that game forum is complete without one of these threads. So…
You know you’re playing MPQ too much if…
…you change your sleeping patterns to adjust for tournament times.
…when you actually go outside all you can think about is MPQ and the prizes you could be missing out on.
…you develop RSI.
…you’re on the forum. 
You consider the cost of adding a beasty player to your alliance is worth more than buying another cover for your Black Panther.
…you see icons on Your PC desktop and immediately start looking for matches.
…you almost (or) have max covers on every character - and you’ve never even bought a cover with HP.
…your name is Nemek.
You know your best characters’ max health quantities by heart.
…You know 40% hp value of the most common maxed enemies.
Your girlfriend starts asking you if she’s your first girlfriend or MPQ is
…and then you tell them it’s MPQ?
You’re good until she starts asking you if she’s going to be your last girlfriend or if MPQ has usurped that role as well.
Bazinga! Lol. It’s the obvious response but I was gonna say it too. Haha!
It’s all about the long game 
“Hmm..I wonder if the event reset yet.”
When you spouse asks you, “are you gonna grind MPQ or me?” Because you forgot your nighttime plans. (Drops phone immediately).
You claim the spouse but in the back of your mind you know the answer is both…
That only becomes a problem if you try to grind both at the same time.
Remember folks one at a time. One at a time.
You know you’re playing MPQ too much if your playing it on the fairswheel at the fair.
You lay in bed and you see cascades behind your eyelids.
Your missions or opponents are worth 1 point.
I believe it’s referred to as a Ferris wheel.
when you go buy a packet of food, you expect a ghost of a chance at a three star burger.
you get a sloppy two star version instead. 