These spam topics are getting ridiculous. D3 or whoever seriously need to increase the number of mods on these forums to take care of it.
Very much agreed. This is the worst I have ever seen it. The OCD in me would gladly sit here and remove them…spam is a pet peeve of mine.
I almost want to request being a mod just so I can get rid of all the spam.
Locking threads and trying to treat everyone equal though might be a bit too much to ask 
The account has been posting a new spam every minute for the last hour. FFS.
this happened once before. He got upto hundreds of threads before someone came on a layeth the smacketh downeth.
Must’ve been like a month ago.
Same thing, just came on and started spamming threads non stop about football jerseys or something I recall.
Where’s Nonce when you need him?
Won’t you save us Nonce; oh greatest of spam smashers?
Edit: Looks like a second one has joined the party. Why was I passed over to be a mod again?
I’ve been listening to the messages with text-to-speech software and I have found them very trippy and enlightening. If you listen long enough, it all starts to make sense.
I know internet forum etiquette says not to, but I’ve seriously considered asking to be made a mod just to help clear all of the spam out. Of course, that would require one of the Admins to be on.
Have you started smoking?