Congratulations!!! You Are The Winner!!!

Marvel Puzzle Quest MPQ General Discussion
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You my friend, are the chosen one, the lucky one, the one. YOU ARE NEO.

The next person to comment on this post which is 106TH TRUE HEALING THREAD COMPETITION THINGYtm
will win a lifetime supply of BAND-AIDS.

“Band-aids???” i hear you ask, "Why the fook do i want them???

Well, you lucky son of a bitch, these are no ordinary band-aids… THESE ARE CRAP ONES

- [/color]These band-aids will only work temporarily, if at all.
- [/color]Your child scrapes a knee and is crying like a little wuss? Sorry, these won’t help.
- [/color]You cut yourself with a knive and need to stop the bleeding? Sorry, your tinykitty outta luck.
- [/color]You fell and hit your head and need a band-aid? THAT’S TOO BAD, YOU’RE GONNA DIE.
- [/color]You got a boo-boo on your bum-bum??? What kind of sick person are you?

      These band-aids are NOT waterproof, they only stop the bleeding temporarily<span style="color: #FF0000">*</span>, they fall off if applied to skin, and if they do magically stick, once you take it off, your as good as dead.

      CONGRATULATIONS WINNER!!!!!!!

      <span style="color: #FF0000">- [/color]<span style="font-size: 85px">LIES I TELL YOU, LIES</span>
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I finally won something…by losing.

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Now who would you like on your band-aids? You can choose either Spiderman or Obw? The Spiderman ones are a little cheaper.

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The crooks that Spiderman beat up – he used to bind up their wounds while binding them up for the cops.

And now, well, the cops find nothing but dead crooks now, in between the dead people a few steps away from hot dog stands. Then again, food doesn’t work to nourish people any more. Hospitals can’t heal people any more either. It’s a dark new world.

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News just in… New York Hot-Dog vendors go out of business.

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Fucking shit I am dying right now

TheUnwiseOne Appreciation Thread pls

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Agreed 100%. Always love a little levity from TheUnwiseOne.

But if we have a TheUnwiseOne appreciation thread, we need one for Twysta’s memes.

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When I clicked on this thread I thought I was a winner.

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