Aside from work, It’s an about an hour a day where I’m not giving her my attention but apparently D3 really wants me to spend that hour with her. It’s a shame because I honestly think she wants that hour for herself.
D3, you’re ruining my marriage by making me spend more time with my wife.
And the money…what will I do with my money now? Spend it on food?
Classic. Simply classic, AND true!
Yeah, it’s probably time a got a life, isn’t it?
Not playing MPQ is a retroactive reward now.
Plot twist: His wife has been dead the whole time
/THis post brought to you by M. Night Shamalamadingsong.
Time with the wife? Now they have gone too far!
You only get 1/3 of your wife now after the update.
SGA for theroadwarrior:
If you are referring to someome hailing from somewhere north and/or east of New York City (e.g., someone who lives near Demi’s Cambridge, Mass. offices), I would suggest using a term other than ‘yankee.’ Blame baseball. 
Shinnaruto:
That is legitimately funny in context, but i have to admit that I remain a little wierded out by the female objectification/lack of agency underlying the whole joke.
Sorry Vhailorx. I was just trying to make a joke.
No, I don’t mean to suggest any malice! As I said, it’s a funny joke. You can ignore my sjw’ing.
You got about a 1/3 of a joke…
Unfortunately the other half doesn’t like the update either, they were happy having some space.
Cheaper then therapy?
To be fair now I have to spend time with my husband 
Careful. Spending time with your spouse is a good way of ending up with children. Children, as we all know, are the most devastating thing that can happen to your final sub grinds or being able to play optimally at all.
Even worse, children are literally here to replace all of us. You can’t trust 'em!
OK Boomer.
/wink
BOOM-BOOM CONFIRMED!
This is the hint thread, right?
Those days are behind me just like bonus heroes :::sob!:::
Bonus Heroes? That’s what I call my children!