Yersterday it was stealth changes to 1* Spidey, now last minute changes to 5* essential… I really hope some of this gets an announcement here on the forum. Was any of this mentioned on Discord, or are people on there as much in the dark as on the forum on these things, I wonder.
I anticipated a huge promotion after making the biggest sale in the company. I went out and bought two new bikes for my kids.. then I found out I wasn’t getting the promotion and I flipped out on my wife. She had to tell the kids we need to return the bike. My son was upset cause he still had to ride the girl bike.
My frustration led me to Bed Bath and Beyond where this guy, who looked very similar to Christopher Walken sold me a remote that could do anything I wanted. Soon enough I was speaking other languages, muting my wife complain, rewinded hot girls passing me, I even started to fast forward through life… Until my life was literally fast forwarding by.. soon enough I was fast forwarding through sickness, traffic, fights and even sex! I tried to return the remote but it was nonrefundable..
Next thing I know 10yrs pass by and I’m a fat guy. My wife is married to some smuck, speedo torpedo. My kids hate me and my dog died. In a panic I bumped my head and my life fast forwarded another 20yrs.. I’m now an old man, my son only cares about work, my daughter is a hoe and I found out my Dad passed away.. I wasn’t there.. I wasn’t there to say good bye.. because of this stupid remote! Now I sit in a hospital bed.. I need to tell my son that family is important.. don’t let life go by playing MPQ..
Well, sure, that’s probably “true” and all, but it’s more fun to imaging Discord being composed of Warlocks in long, crimson robes chanting from ancient scrolls, so I’m sticking with that as my mental image…
No offense to Brigby or any of his predecessors, but why is anyone surprised at this point that the preview thread isn’t 100% reliable?
As an owner of a not-ready-to-champ yet 5*Thanos, putting ISO into him isn’t really so bad… unless you had more pressing covers dying on the vine that could have been saved by the ISO infusion.
I know I even bought tickets to watch Super TapOff 2017. It’s quite the event where 10-20 players tap off until they hand is numb. So many injuries.. more than Football.