We’ve heard a lot from both sides of the “nerf Gambit” debate, but did you know there’s an even more heinous, soul-shredding issue with 3* Gambat??
Picture this, if you can:
Fresh from opening my CP horde, and giddy with delight at having a champed 5* Spidey, I note that Webbed Wonder will feature none other than PP as the boosted 5*.
Praise be to RNGesus! With a level 550+ monster toon I can finally have a fleeting glimpse of what it’s like to be an MPQ God. A Connoisseur of Cologne perhaps, or even (gasp) the King who Dreads Nothing.
And then my mind turns to dark, terrible thoughts. What if I throw in my 005 Gambat into the mix?! In my head I’m already cackling at the swift and brutal demise of the puny goons as I hurriedly get past the essential nodes.
I head straight for the 5* Node, tag in PP, Gambat and Strange… And. It. Is. GLORIOUS.
Moonstone is down in 3 turns. The match damage is insane! But Web Shot is insane-er! Daken is down soon after and the poor goon never stood a chance.
It’s over in a barely a minute. Again! Again! I head straight back into the node relishing the chance to deliver the smack-down in double-quick time.
But… But… What the heck? Why can’t I fire Spidey’s red? What do you mean Gambat is hording all the red for himself?? When did he acquire purple and red covers???
The node takes over THREE minutes. That’s, like, more than 2 minutes over the last time. Outrageous!
I get back to the character select screen: those sneaky devils automatically switched Gambat out for my technically superior 3* Champed Gambit!
I realise now that it does this every time I return to the nodes. EVERY TIME! If I want to use Gambat I will have to skip through 15 pages of my roster EVERY TIME to select him! And if muscle memory takes over, I bring a useless 3* knife to a 5* gunfight.
EVERY TIME!
You may think the obvious solution would be to just sell my champed Gambit, and you’d be right. But why should I give up those sweet, sweet Rogue covers because SOMEONE can’t code some extra lines to just remember exactly which toon I last used? Is that too much to ask?
I’m keen to know what other’s think. Do you agree with this blatant disregard for our megalomaniacal tendencies? Or are you a baby cat whose frame is somewhat on the petite side?
TL;DR Demi needs to nerf every character in the game. The hit point inflation is redonkulous and I don’t want to face 6* Aunt May with a million-plus hit points.
Also, I’m just kidding. But not really.
