Poor Maximus Stinks

No one wants to be around him. This isn’t just body odor. You need a priest to get rid of this thing.

On God, bro’s got an Ohio rizz all cap pink funk aura, Fr Fr.

Did you just have a stroke or did I?

@Pantera236 said:

@Jarvis_Jackrabbit said:
On God, bro’s got an Ohio rizz all cap pink funk aura, Fr Fr.

Did you just have a stroke or did I?

I think we’re just old. Then again, old people do have strokes.

@Pantera236 said:

@Jarvis_Jackrabbit said:
On God, bro’s got an Ohio rizz all cap pink funk aura, Fr Fr.

Did you just have a stroke or did I?

6-7???

@Pantera236 said:

@Jarvis_Jackrabbit said:
On God, bro’s got an Ohio rizz all cap pink funk aura, Fr Fr.

Did you just have a stroke or did I?

I’m old, too, but work in a school. Stroke’s on me.

They just decided to do a surprise photo shoot for the store and unfortunately most of the superheroes are engaged in other ongoing skirmishes so only Maximus showed up.

I forgot he even existed. Being reminded, I have no idea what he does or who he is. Interpretive dance instructor?

He’s actually good.

He has a bunch of decent SAP tile powers, but the one that matters is “do damage every time an enemy SAP is created.” He also has a passive that creates a 1-turn CD that does damage, every time any SAP is matched/destroyed/removed.

Mine is ascended at like 450, and when he’s boosted he shreds the Juggernaut/Sam team.

@entrailbucket said:

@Painmonger said:
I forgot he even existed. Being reminded, I have no idea what he does or who he is. Interpretive dance instructor?

He’s actually good.

He has a bunch of decent SAP tile powers, but the one that matters is “do damage every time an enemy SAP is created.” He also has a passive that creates a 1-turn CD that does damage, every time any SAP is matched/destroyed/removed.

Mine is ascended at like 450, and when he’s boosted he shreds the Juggernaut/Sam team.

I put some resources into him because my nephew’s name is “Max”, so mine is 512. He’s kinda great. He’s not fast enough to compete with turn 0 nonsense, but he can do insane damage.

@Borstock said:

@entrailbucket said:

@Painmonger said:
I forgot he even existed. Being reminded, I have no idea what he does or who he is. Interpretive dance instructor?

He’s actually good.

He has a bunch of decent SAP tile powers, but the one that matters is “do damage every time an enemy SAP is created.” He also has a passive that creates a 1-turn CD that does damage, every time any SAP is matched/destroyed/removed.

Mine is ascended at like 450, and when he’s boosted he shreds the Juggernaut/Sam team.

I put some resources into him because my nephew’s name is “Max”, so mine is 512. He’s kinda great. He’s not fast enough to compete with turn 0 nonsense, but he can do insane damage.

I fought him a few times when he was boosted to 672. He either does absolutely nothing or obliterates your whole team, no in between lol.

@entrailbucket said:

@Painmonger said:
I forgot he even existed. Being reminded, I have no idea what he does or who he is. Interpretive dance instructor?

He’s actually good.

He has a bunch of decent SAP tile powers, but the one that matters is “do damage every time an enemy SAP is created.” He also has a passive that creates a 1-turn CD that does damage, every time any SAP is matched/destroyed/removed.

Mine is ascended at like 450, and when he’s boosted he shreds the Juggernaut/Sam team.

I like him too. Is his ascending buff or nerf?

@Wolfveleon said:

@entrailbucket said:

@Painmonger said:
I forgot he even existed. Being reminded, I have no idea what he does or who he is. Interpretive dance instructor?

He’s actually good.

He has a bunch of decent SAP tile powers, but the one that matters is “do damage every time an enemy SAP is created.” He also has a passive that creates a 1-turn CD that does damage, every time any SAP is matched/destroyed/removed.

Mine is ascended at like 450, and when he’s boosted he shreds the Juggernaut/Sam team.

I like him too. Is his ascending buff or nerf?

It’s definitely a buff. All the numbers go up.