Quandary... you return

“Come, my child”

Pestilence stepped forward and took a knee.

“How fare the preparations?”

Pestilence voiced her response in deference, “Well father, the ritual will be ready as requested, the reagents from Famine and War have already been made ready.”

Apocalypse stepped forward and beckoned his beloved daughter to stand. “You are sure it will meet her requirements?”

Pestilence let out a rare smile. “Yes, assuming the final reagent is procured.”

“Once we succeed here, the past millenia will mean nothing. We will have what we wish for and more.”

“There are reports of forces mobilizing against us, the actions of my siblings have not gone unnoticed…”

Apocalypse responded calmly, “Too little, too late, by the time they are upon us, it will not matter. Prepare our defenses and ensure that the ritual is ready for completion on your brother’s return.”

“Yes, fa-” Pestilence’s grimace was cut short with the sound of energy crackling from within the throne room.

Apocalypse looked to the being that had dared to interrupt, so few could do so without finding death at his hands.

“Quandary…you return…”

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That’s very exciting or alternatively you could read it and say “oh reusing old assets to save ourselves work for the anniversary”

Could go either way

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Need playable Quandary.

Now THAT would slow the matches down.

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Interesting choice, so Quandary is back by popular (???) demand.

Quandary Poll Results

I guess some said they wanted a harder/Heroic version.
Something about… “Can’t make all the people happy, all the time”

Anniversary idea -
You guys should give this away for a sweepstakes. The X of Swords Heroclix.

Quadra Daddy is back, gimme your kinky riddles, you androgynious mischiefer!

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Yas Queendary!

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Well I for one am looking forward to it (if it has changed the puzzles out for new ones)!

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"Tell me Quandary, Quandary, Quandary":musical_note:

Personally, I thoroughly enjoyed the puzzles. Looking forward for what remains and what will be changed. Bring on Anniversary!

If you’ve hung up your mod hat so you can return to be equal parts deranged and scathing, I think I’m here for it (but still sad)

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It’s just going to be reflavored Zombie-Quandary and not the actual Puzzle-Quandary, isn’t it?

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I appreciate the teasing but we are also less than a week from Oct 1, which has been used as the anniversary start in recent years. Can we at least get a confirmation on when the anniversary will begin?

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“No absolutely not!” said War who had been listening in.
“What troubles you my child?” Apocalypse demanded.
“It’s her! She keeps on changing the colour of my bedroom wallpaper! And then I was going to wear my red shoes, you know the ones that go with my flames and it turned out she has messed with things and now they were actually green! I look FOUL in green! She is NOT returning! Nuh huh!”
“Don’t be such a spoiled brat!! You always were Daddy’s favourite! I like her, she keeps moving around the breakfast cereal, it’s fun! It was in Dad’s sock drawer last time…not so much fun…” Pestilence beamed
“I will absolutely not start any wars if she is staying here! Daddy make her leave!”
“Uhm well I sort of invited her for a fortnight, I thought she would be useful for you know conquest and that sort of thing” said Apocalypse
“I HATE YOU DADDY!” wailed War
“Right that’s it, you’re grounded! Go to your room…now then where did I leave my colour coded to do list? Ah yes but hang on… it’s been replaced by some sort of riddle!!! ‘Be a Smurf to prove your worth? Here’s your plan, it’s Kool-Aid Man, don’t sulk just think of Hulk!!!’ I don’t have time for this gibberish…QUANDARY!!!”

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Did feel good to do a withering post again

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Looking forward to her return.

Let’s hope it’s new puzzles instead of recycling the old ones or at least the couple that players hated.

KGB

Lol, um, hard pass!

Isn’t Mephisto sort of filling that role now with his weird color changing of tiles that leads to matches not resolving?

KGB

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Woohoo! I love the Quandary puzzles, but I also hope they are new ones.

Man I hate the Quandry nonsense no thank you

But now she is powered by Unity!

“Solve the mystery of this frozen screen, player, if you dare! Ha, ha, h…”

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