OF COURSE these issues would coincide with the release of a new Daken. No one should have any doubt now that he’s the most obnoxious jerkface in this game BY FAR. 
They should change the message to “Our hamsters are out to lunch, will be back shortly”.
No.
Where nobody want to see…
Probably all the chats are more or less insane…proud to say : ours included.
Or…commonly said “Get out people ! We’re having a party”
Spider-Man is unhappy with his nerf and decided to take down MPQ servers.
I am proud of the Devs..Every week I think they couldn’t do any worse…and every week they prove me wrong…
…And he stunlock the game & servers for a unknown time !
I’m in, but there’s NO events, and no alliances… rolls eyes
Unfortunately, due to unforseen circumstances (users on the app!!! WTF!!) we have been unable to continue with MPQ as we know it. The support team has had an influx of hate mail from users regarding the latest PVE event and while trying to sort through the mail, left the door to the hamster cage untended and the office cat got in. (now fatcat) In hindsight we should have fed him sooner but realise that may not have been an adequate preventative.
We are currently looking to rectify this issue (IceIX has been sent to the pet shop to get two new hamsters who will be fed on steroids and mutagen) and expect servers to be back up and running by Oct 2015.
We apologise for any delays caused in your receiving of the rewards however you may look at it this way - with the servers down you cant use him anyway so what is the big deal??!!
Thankyou for your support, please continue to rant here so that we are more likely to become motivated and get things back as they were.
P.S. If you have lost all of your season 1 ranking when servers are resumed, it was the cats fault and so please do not raise any further tickets.
Love D3P xoxoxo
I am able to get back in but there are no events and my 2 std tokens are showing as expired. 
I knew cats were evil, tis why I own Ferrets. (and a dog, and a Chinchilla)
Trust Loki on this one. He did it again 
In an ideal world it would be that no-one is available to comment because everyone is trying to fix the issue.
In a world where we get told sharding and brackets of doom are for the good of the game because there’s less server hickups, and then have the servers go AWOL, taking our alliance Dakens with them the very next day… it probably means the devs took a well deserved rest after a well run PVE and will comment right after they give a comment about MMR which we’ve been asking about for two weeks.
Yeah, its why I own dogs (and a child) (probably sounds bad, not own maybe? pay for him more of a hire purchase situation as there was no upfront payment option and he keeps costing more with no fixed interest rate)
Try to activate them. I sure, you like it.
P.S. Gish, I don’t remember, when I played in this game without hatred… It’s completely disgusting me… Even for my evil russian nature.
I cannot imagine a circumstance where 100% of d3 employees are network engineers.
No doubt… they are 200% twerking engineers…that’s why the app chat / events / alliance tabs appeared & dissapeared
Daken really is a game breaker.
With the impending death of Spider-Man, D3 is preparing us for Marvel Puzzle Quest: Rise of the Claw Guys.
Between Heroic Oscorp, whatever is happening now, and the broken Puzzle and Dragons patch, this is a bad week for my mobile gaming
Of course, ONE of those companies provided an in-game popup explaining what was going on and will provide compensation to all of its players when it’s sorted out
Not that I’m insinuating anything
UPDATE
We have now realised that you should blame the cat as we have indeed lost your season 1 scores and cant be bothered to sort it out.
To make up for this, we will be issuing the 4x 10packs to all members affected but to stop the random cover generator from crashing while you all cash them in, have decided to replace all included covers with bagman.
As you can see we are looking to improve customer service standards and hope that this resolution alleviates any frustration earned by our playerbase.
Many thanks, with love and kisses
D3P
Before MPQ: Thor…
Now MPQ: Rise of the Claw Guys…
What’s next ? Fear the troublesome MPQ: Hell of the Storm !