With mutant powers that grant her a prehensile tail, super-strong teeth, claws and the ability to talk to squirrels, Doreen Green is the Unbeatable Squirrel Girl.
Between being an Avenger, a student at E.S.U. and a nanny for Luke Cage and Jessica Jones, Squirrel Girl found the time to single-handedly defeat Terrax, MODOK, Fin Fang Foom, Doctor Doom and Thanos!
Squirrel Girl (Unbeatable) 3 Star Rarity (Rare)
At Max Level: HP: 8670 Tile damage: 79/13/12/70/61/11/3.5x
**The Bigger They Are 9
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The unbeatable Squirrel Girl rolls up her sleeves and faces off against an opponent twice her size. Creates 3 Yellow Protect tiles with 22 strength, or strength 33 if the target enemy has 80% or more health. Ends the turn.
Level 2: Creates Protect tiles with strength 28, or strength 39 if the target enemy has 80% or more health.
Level 3: Creates Protect tiles with strength 44 if the target enemy has 80% or more health.
Level 4: Creates Protect tiles with strength 55 if the target enemy has 80% or more health.
Level 5: Creates 4 Protect tiles with strength 61 if the target enemy has 80% or more health.
Max Level: lvl3=88/139, lvl4=88/173, lvl 5=88/191
**Nuts From Above 9
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Squirrel Girl leaps onto her unsuspecting enemies from the trees in an unrelenting assault of tail and claws. Deals 329 damage to the enemy plus 55 damage for each enemy Protect, Attack, or Strike tile on the board (up to 8 tiles).
Level 2: Deals 433 damage to the enemy plus 55 damage for each enemy Protect, Attack, or Strike tile on the board.
Level 3: Deals 433 damage to the enemy plus 83 damage for each enemy Protect, Attack, or Strike tile on the board.
Level 4: Deals 653 damage to the enemy plus 83 damage for each enemy Protect, Attack, or Strike tile on the board.
Level 5: Deals 762 damage to the enemy plus 171 damage for each enemy Protect, Attack, or Strike tile on the board.
Max Level: 2416 + 539 per enemy
tile, up to 8
**Furry Friends 11
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Squirrel Girl commands her army of squirrels to swarm her foes and get all up in their business. Places 3 Green 3-turn Countdown tiles that deal 137 damage.
(PASSIVE) At the beginning of each turn, destroy a random basic tile for each Furry Friends Countdown tile.
Level 2: Each Countdown tile deals 219 damage.
Level 3: Each Countdown tile deals 290 damage.
Level 4: Each Countdown tile deals 444 damage.
Level 5: Creates 4 Countdown tiles which deal 499 damage.
Max Level: 4 3-turn Countdown tiles doing 1583 each
It seems to me that the Devs have gone mad, and are completely ignoring their player base. As DrStrange pointed out, there are LOTS of mainstay awesome characters they could be introducing, yet they choose to bring in this atrocity…
Lol I read that prediction when you posted it. This is extremely laughable which they are going for, sorta like ms marvels face. Anywho, on the other hand this is a copy cat business, in league of legends and other games, they have stupidly adorable characters alongside gruesome fighters. Still this squirrel girl is riding the ugly train and not adorable. Personally won’t accept this cover but kids will love it lol.
This might just be the ballsy-est thing I’ve ever seen on d3’s part. A 5 day heroic event, which if I’m not mistaken literally EVERYONE hates with an unbridled passion, for a new character, when 75% or more of their player base is already furious with them over the shied issue…friggin brass balls on these devs man, brass friggin balls…
I find it weird how many people I saw complaining about her introduction, she’s really fun even though most of her feats come from this ‘fun’, kinda like DP. And people LOVE DP, what’s wrong with her?
Can someone post a link to her introduction thread/information? I’ve seen posts detailing her appearance in a 5 day long Heroic event, but no official announcement. Is this speculation based on some of the game files, or do we have some hard data? Thanks in advance for any links, as I’d be curious to know more.
