Welcome to Round 40 of Deadpool’s Daily Quest.
Savory token week, so dust off your spice rack and cook up some heroes!
Somewhat better now, thanks for the well-wishes. updated some weirdness.
Covers for this round will be She-Hulk (Red), Deadpool (Black), Gamora (Black), Black Widow (Purple), and Loki (Green)
Day One:
[spoiler]That Guy From That Place -
Hawkeye** (15), Defender (10), Defender(10)
Under The Sea -
Wave 1 Brawler (20), Decoy (22), Defender (25), Brawler(28)
Wave 2 Decoy (40), Decoy (42), Ironman*** (50), Criterion (46)
Third Time’s The Charm -
Doctor Octopus*** (74), Loki*** (70), Human Torch*** (71)
Dat Required Character -
Thor** (64), Black Widow** (60), Bullseye** (63)
The Big Enchilada -
Wave 1 Teisatsu (99), Teisatsu (100), Teisatsu (105)
Wave 2 Luke Cage*** (112), Punisher*** (111), Captain America*** (110)
Wave 3 Konran (122), Konran(121), Shinobi (120)
Wave 4 Gorgon*** (130), Deadpool*** (132), Wolverine**** (131)
**Reward:**She-Hulk (Red)
Deadpool’s Fun Fact about She-Hulk: It took some threats, some bribes and one well-timed punch in the snoot to some college kid, but I managed to track down an online persona known as “Jenny Greenskin” who, it turns out, writes some pretty heady fanfiction about Harry Potter and Star Trek. There’s even a crossover episode where Will Riker and Professor Trelawney… oh, well, you can fill in the rest. This “Jenny Greenskin” is, of course, none other than our very own Jennifer Walters! If I were a bad man, I would totes blackmail her with this. As I’m a good man, a hero in fact, I’ll just tell everyone instead. Hey, you don’t get to question my moral judgements.[/spoiler]
Day Two:
[spoiler]That Guy From That Place -
Human Torch** (15), Thug (10), Thug (10)
Under The Sea -
Wave 1 Thug (20), Hitman (22), Hitman (25), Thug(28)
Wave 2 Thug (40), Hitman (42), Gamora*** (50), Thug(46)
Third Time’s The Charm -
Daken*** (74), Hood*** (70), Rocket&Groot*** (71)
Dat Required Character -
Wolverine** (64), Daken** (60), Captain Marvel** (63)
The Big Enchilada -
Wave 1 Criterion (99), Subject (100), Empiricist (105)
Wave 2 Captain Marvel*** (112), Beast*** (111), Daredevil*** (110)
Wave 3 Control (122), Control (121), Criterion (120)
Wave 4 Invisible Woman**** (130), Black Widow*** (132), Blade*** (131)
**Reward:**Deadpool (Black)
Deadpool’s Fun Fact about Deadpool: Whoa, I think this is what they call “meta” these days or something. Or maybe that’s something else. Like I can keep up with all that crap. You want fun facts about me? Hell no, kids! Daddy Deadpool doesn’t tell stories about himself!
What? Oh, fine, don’t quiver your lower lip like that. It makes me want to rip it off or something. I’ll give you something, okay? Just stop tearing up - come on, here’s a handkerchief. Sure, it’s been used a couple of - okay, lots of times, but that’s mostly for blood.
Ah. Well… I attended Juilliard… I’m a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I’ve seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT… NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU’RE TALKING TO A…oh, wait, that’s Beetlejuice.
Whatevs, readers. You get what you get.[/spoiler]
Day Three:
[spoiler]That Guy From That Place -
Captain America** (15), Spy (10), Spy (10)
Under The Sea -
Wave 1 Soldier (20), Pyro (22), Lieutenant (25), Analyst (28)
Wave 2 Assassin (40), Grenadier (42), Psylocke*** (50), Pyro(46)
Third Time’s The Charm -
Loki*** (74), Mystique*** (70), Spiderman*** (71)
Dat Required Character -
Bullseye** (64), Spiderman** (60), Thor** (63)
The Big Enchilada -
Wave 1 Decoy (99), Brawler (100), Decoy (105)
Wave 2 Wolverine*** (112), Human Torch*** (111), Thor*** (110)
Wave 3 Defender (122), Decoy (121), Brawler(120)
Wave 4 Doctor Doom*** (130), Elektra**** (132), Squirrel Girl*** (131)
**Reward:**Gamora (Black)
Deadpool’s Fun Fact about Gamora: She’s…not around, is she? Because last time I started talking about Gamora, she ended up being right behind me at the Marvel water cooler. Talk about embarrassing - I was telling Stan - YOU know Stan, right? He and me are buds. He and I. Whatever. Anyways, listen, Gamora talks big and is, like, totes “The Entirely Totally Most Dangerous Deadly Disastrous Woman In The Universe Galaxy Whole Space Thing” or something, but I happen to know that she has a French Poodle named Floofles and gets her manicures at Vivi’s Salon down on Eighth Street. Vivi’s also does these really awesome tiny mugs of coffee that have whipped cream and cinnamon on top and - hey, what are you looking at? I JUST HEARD ABOUT IT, THAT’S ALL! Gosh, you lot are so nosy![/spoiler]
Day Four:
[spoiler]That Guy From That Place -
Daken** (15), Teisatsu (10), Teisatsu (10)
Under The Sea -
Wave 1 Teisatsu (20), Teisatsu (22), Shinobi (25), Teisatsu (28)
Wave 2 Shinobi (40), Konran (42), Squirrel Girl*** (50), Shinobi(46)
Third Time’s The Charm -
Daken*** (74), Falcon*** (70), Loki*** (71)
Dat Required Character -
Captain Marvel** (64), Captain America** (60), Magneto** (63)
The Big Enchilada -
Wave 1 Hitman (99), Thug (100), Hitman (105)
Wave 2 Human Torch*** (112), Ironman*** (111), Magneto*** (110)
Wave 3 Muscle (122), Hitman (121), Brawler(120)
Wave 4 Invisible Woman**** (130), Beast*** (132), Storm*** (131)
**Reward:**Black Widow (Purple)
Deadpool’s Fun Fact about Black Widow: Ah, yeah, well, Nat and I go way back. Sorta. You know, you meet up one day, eyes lock across a crowded room of corpses that you totally didn’t kill - well, not all of them, you know some people just need a little stab - and you become frienemies instantly. It’s not like we WANT to fight or anything, it’s just that I like to do whatever I want and she kinda doesn’t want me to do whatever I want when she sees me trying to do it. Honestly, it’s like she’s my mother or fussy older sister or something. Just one that I, you know, try and kill every so often. It’s not SINISTER or anything. Whatev, readers. A fun fact about Natasha? She’s totes not from Russia, you know. Ancestry dot com org whiz whatever is really handy that way. Turns out most of her ancestors came from Wales. No, not whales. There’s no h in it. Don’t TALK to me about whales, okay? Yeeesh. Anyways, she fudged her background in order to seem more exotic in her resume. Wait until she gets really drunk, the ol’ Welsh accent comes out. It’s awesome. Can’t understand a WORD of it, but it’s awesome.[/spoiler]
Day Five:
[spoiler]That Guy From That Place -
Hawkeye** (15), Assassin (10), Assassin (10)
Under The Sea -
Wave 1 Soldier (20), Lieutenant (22), Pyro (25), Spy (28)
Wave 2 Commander (40), Lieutenant (42), Blade*** (50), Spy(46)
Third Time’s The Charm -
Black Panther*** (74), Ragnarok*** (70), Doctor Octopus*** (71)
Dat Required Character -
Wolverine** (64), Black Widow** (60), Bullseye** (63)
The Big Enchilada -
Wave 1 Empiricist (99), Criterion (100), Control (105)
Wave 2 Luke Cage*** (112), Psylocke*** (111), Magneto*** (110)
Wave 3 Control (122), Control (121), Control(120)
Wave 4 Wolverine**** (130), Deadpool*** (132), Daredevil*** (131)
**Reward:**Loki (Green)
Deadpool’s Fun Fact about Loki: Jeez, man, it’s hard to come up with stuff for a trickster god that’s worse than crap he’s actually done to himself, you know? Want to upset him? Ask him about his kids some time. heh. Right, so let’s see…nope…nope…nnnnope, eh, boring, nnn-wait, here we go. Loki’s got a WHAT?! Where!?! Who writes this stuff, man? That’s nasty! Oh wait, it’s me. Heh. Let’s file that one away for Deadpool After Dark. Ummm…okay. Poor ol’ Loki, you know he was in a glam band back in the early eighties, right? Loki and the Frost Giants. He was the main singer and lead guitar. Had a couple of his pals on drums and keyboard…really wasn’t good to see. They couldn’t play, of course, awful at it. Always breaking the instruments, and whenever he got booed Loki would be all “I AM A GOD!” and the crowd would be all like “YOU SING LIKE A HARPY!” and he would be like “WRONG MYTHOS, CRETINS!” and they would be all “WHATEV, YOU SUCK AND YOUR HAIR SUCKS AND YOUR OUTFIT SUCKS AND YOU’RE JUST TOTES SUCKAGE!” and Loki would be all crying in the dressing room after the show. The crowds were wrong though - some of those outfits were pretty sweet.[/spoiler]