I’m late! I’m late!
For a very important date!
No time to say “Hello”, Goodbye!
I’m late! I’m late! I’m late!
You know how life does that thing where it distracts you by tapping you on the shoulder and saying “Hey! Look over there!” and you see this giant yellow space dragon lounging on your sofa demanding beer and pretzels dipped in soy sauce? Whoooeeee, what a week. I still need to unclog the toilet after that one. Have you ever heard a drunk giant yellow space dragon with the runs as he does his business? My God, it was awful - the screeching and moaning, the acidic (and somehow MINTY???) stench, the corrosiveness of it all…look, just take it from me. Trauma City, okay?
So here’s your DDQ. You’re welcome. And if anyone knows where to get an industrial strength plunger and a protective suit like you see those biohazard dudes wear on TV and in movies, let me know.
Covers for this round will be Daken (Purple), Squirrel Girl (Yellow), Doctor Doom (Black), Mystique (Purple), Hulk (Green)
Day One:
[spoiler]That Guy From That Place -
Storm** (15), Criterion (10), Criterion (10)
Under The Sea -
Wave 1 Subject (20), Empiricist (22), Control (25), Control (28)
Wave 2 Criterion (40), Criterion (42), Magneto*** (50), Control (46)
Third Time’s The Charm -
Deadpool*** (74), Magneto (70), Wolverine*** (71)
Dat Required Character -
Captain Marvel** (64), Moonstone** (60), Wolverine** (63)
The Big Enchilada -
Wave 1 Thug (99), Hitman (100), Brawler (105)
Wave 2 She-Hulk*** (112), Daredevil*** (111), Beast*** (110)
Wave 3 Muscle (122), Defender (121), Maggia Don (120)
Wave 4 Hood*** (130), Doctor Doom*** (132), Deadpool*** (131)
Look, here’s what you gotta know about today - Big Freaking Space Dragons. Anything else you face today, you got it easy.
**Reward:**Daken (Purple)[/spoiler]
Day Two:
[spoiler]That Guy From That Place -
Bagman** (15), Teisatsu (10), Shinobi (10)
Under The Sea -
Wave 1 Teisatsu (20), Teisatsu (22), Shinobi (25), Shinobi (28)
Wave 2 Shinobi (40), Shinobi (42), Beast*** (50), Teisatsu (46)
Third Time’s The Charm -
Loki*** (74), Gorgon (70), Human Torch*** (71)
Dat Required Character -
Black Widow** (64), Hawkeye** (60), Human Torch** (63)
The Big Enchilada -
Wave 1 Criterion (99), Control (100), Grenadier (105)
Wave 2 Psylocke*** (112), Captain Marvel*** (111), Squirrel Girl*** (110)
Wave 3 Commander (122), Control (121), Spy (120)
Wave 4 Nick Fury**** (130), Magneto*** (132), Captain America*** (131)
Okay, so today you need to go up against a buncha robots and stuff. No sweat - just be thankful it’s not a GINORMOUS GOSHDARNED BRIGHT FREAKING YELLOW SPACE DRAGON WITH DIARRHEA! Right?!
**Reward:**Squirrel Girl (Yellow)[/spoiler]
Day Three:
[spoiler]That Guy From That Place -
Bullseye** (15), Brawler (10), Brawler (10)
Under The Sea -
Wave 1 Brawler (20), Brawler (22), Brawler (25), Decoy (28)
Wave 2 Decoy (40), Defender (42), Daredevil*** (50), Decoy (46)
Third Time’s The Charm -
Gamora*** (74), Doctor Doom*** (70), Mystique*** (71)
Dat Required Character -
Bullseye** (64), Human Torch** (60), Wolverine** (63)
The Big Enchilada -
Wave 1 Teisatsu (99), Teisatsu(100), Muscle (105)
Wave 2 Colossus*** (112), Captain Marvel*** (111), Punisher*** (110)
Wave 3 Muscle (122), Maggia Don(121), Konran (120)
Wave 4 Deadpool*** (130), Gorgon*** (132), Hood*** (131)
Coupla ninjas hiding in the Enchilada today. Maybe that’s what made the Space Dragon so sick? I wonder if he ordered from Taco Bell. That would explain SO much…
**Reward:**Doctor Doom (Black)[/spoiler]
Day Four:
[spoiler]That Guy From That Place -
Captain Marvel** (15), Spy (10), Soldier (10)
Under The Sea -
Wave 1 Spy (20), Sniper (22), Spy (25), Sniper (28)
Wave 2 Pyro (40), Grenadier (42), Ironman*** (50), Pyro (46)
Third Time’s The Charm -
Hawkeye** (74), Nick Fury**** (70), Captain America*** (71)
Dat Required Character -
Captain Marvel** (64), Ares** (60), Human Torch** (63)
The Big Enchilada -
Wave 1 Control (99), Subject(100), Brawler (105)
Wave 2 Beast*** (112), Luke Cage*** (111), Ironman*** (110)
Wave 3 Criterion (122), Empiricist(121), Decoy (120)
Wave 4 Doctor Doom*** (130), Nick Fury**** (132), Deadpool*** (131)
Hopefully by this point the plumbing is clear and I can stop pooping in a hole in the back yard. The neighbour children are starting to cry. Damn Space Dragons, getting me put on the Registry…
**Reward:**Mystique (Purple)[/spoiler]
Day Five:
[spoiler]That Guy From That Place -
Magneto** (15), Subject (10), Subject (10)
Under The Sea -
Wave 1 Subject (20), Criterion (22), Control (25), Empiricist(28)
Wave 2 Subject (40), Criterion (42), Spiderman*** (50), Criterion (46)
Third Time’s The Charm -
Spider Man*** (74), Magneto*** (70), Mohawk*** (71)
Dat Required Character -
Black Widow** (64), Bagman** (60), Thor** (63)
The Big Enchilada -
Wave 1 Muscle (99), Thug(100), Analyst (105)
Wave 2 Punisher*** (112), Human Torch*** (111), Hulk*** (110)
Wave 3 Criterion (122), Empiricist(121), Decoy (120)
Wave 4 Thor**** (130), Black Panther*** (132), Sentry*** (131)
To whoever reads this: If I am dead, it was the Space Dragon. More accurately, it was cleaning up the Space Dragon’s mess - I was most likely overwhelmed by the corrosive acid stench. If I am still alive, disregard this notice and be happy - you get a green Hulk and I’m sure EVERYONE needs a green Hulk.
At least he flushes…
**Reward:**Hulk (Green)[/spoiler]
