The Best Alliance in the World Is Here

Marvel Puzzle Quest MPQ Alliances
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Now listen up all you other puny alliances. The best truly is here.

We are SUPER HEROES IN TIGHTS or if you like, you can also call us S.H.I.T.

We have seen the total domination of those pesky S.H.I.E.L.D losers and the failed attempts of 5DEADLYVENOMS.

We have also noticed those handsome fellas of DjangoUnbuffed, the only decent alliance there is. But no more. The end is nigh.

WalkYourPath you can WalkThePlank for all i care. Beezer you old fart, just like a fart, your smell will fade. Twysta, your cool, go go man utd. Nemek, i dont like your eyebrows. Don’t even get me started on you TheLadder, Your nothing but a stepping stool to me.

YOUR REIGN ENDS HERE

What makes S.H.I.T. so great i hear you ask? We here at S.H.I.T. stick together. We will flush away all competition and wipe the floor with you. When we finish, you will be nothing but stains.

We are ruthless, we are evil, we are despicable. Our smell will linger on. We take no crap from anyone. And now a rare opportunity has opened up. We have 1 spot up for grabs for those who want to play with S.H.I.T.

THESE ARE THE RULES AND WHAT WILL BE EXPECTED OF YOU.

  • You only play when I tell you to play.
  • You must score at least 950 in all pvp’s but your score must never be higher than mine unless you want to get kicked.
  • If you want to take a break, tough. You will be kicked.
  • Holidays, birthdays, weddings don’t exist in our alliance. You will be kicked.
  • If your in a horrible accident and on your deathbed then you still must post a high score before you pass on. I can still kick you in death.
  • If you lose usage of your fingers, then learn to play with your feet and stop been a little $@#$.
  • If you go blind, find a braille version of the game. Blindness shouldn’t get in the way of my ISO and HP. Suck it up.
  • Finally if you can meet all criteria then you must sign a contract each seasonal month. Failure to uphold said contract will result in photoshopped nude pictures appearing on facebook.

All that been said, we are a friendly bunch of tyrants who like to knit and collect Hitler memorabilia.

PLEASE PM ME IF YOU ARE INTERESTED.

Lets make this S.H.I.T. bigger and better.

S.H.I.E.L.D’S streak is over. Now it;s time for S.H.I.T.'s streak.

Thank you.

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Tch, neither of your commanders have maxed 2*s, and you’ve only got 5 members.

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There is a thread for alliances seeking members

https://forums.505go.com/discussion/5309

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I will only join if we also drop the lowest scorer after every event, unless it’s ours. In which case, we applaud everyone’s good work and remind everyone we’re “casual hardcore”

@hailmary but their mstorms are fierce!

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Shut your face. You’re the one django i don’t like.

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Have you all read the Shake N Bake alliance rules? Shockingly similar…

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really? must have a gander icon_e_smile.gif

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NNNNNOOOOO WHY YOU MOVE MY ALLIANCE THREAD INTO THE ALLIANCE FORUM??? NOOOOOOOOO

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Heh, a bit ironic, noting the name: “We’re named after bros who screw around, BUT NO SCREWING AROUND, BROS!”

EDIT: TU1 just keeps getting nerfed left and right. Guy can’t seem to catch a break, yo.

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They can try and stop me but like Hydra if you could off my head, another 2 will grow.

THEUNWISETWO

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Anyone starting to think we could’ve had this same conversation in the django twerknasium?

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You Django guys are bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Your S.H.I.T alliance is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. icon_mrgreen.gif

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It’s all HailMary’s fault. Everything.